Silvy always looks uncomfortable on TV. But he made some good points for his rant and rave segment.

I give Silvy a B-

Ok. Back to the Oscars.

There's Diablo Cody. Where is Sucker's Playground?

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Dear God, what the hell was that?

I think he looks alright.

What is the rule on TV for buttoning the coat when sitting down? Waddle has his buttoned and it looks better.

"This is for the writers!"

Well yes, that is for whom the award is designed.

strippers...

I think for TV you're always suppose to have it buttoned. In normal life you unbutton it when you sit down. Button it when you stand.

These, "remember when we had real actors and real movies" montages are a bad idea. It only makes the current crop of garbage look that much worse.

OK, I'll be the first to say it. I'd do Helen Mirren.

i don't know, i liked the montages.

you gotta have a montage.

thank you, now i can second.

I like the montages too, but they're just not a good idea.

he should have called oscar a bastard in a basket...

You guys wanna do Queen Elisabeth while you are at it?

This isn't the Roberto Begnini win, but people are going to look back in five years and say "Oh God, really? Daniel-Day Lewis. In that movie?" Not so much because he's a bad actor, but because it simply wasn't Oscar-worthy. It's like Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman. He wasn't so much just acting as he was acting at you.

Good. While you guys are hitting on her I'll be banging the French girl who won best actress. I still can't remember her name.

who do you think you are, robert boyle?

I can't believe I forgot about this sketch, but very funny:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NfD2JFfwxLY

thank you all for being part of the 80th academy awards viewing party.

you've all been award winners in my book.

good night!

[oscar music]

Very good W_Z. Always bring it full circle. That's a key aspect of comedy.

Now the post game shit on E and TV guide channel. Man, am I pathetic or what?

Did you ladies watch this with your girlfriends, wine, and cheese or have you been sipping on fruity vodka beverages served in a martini glass?

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

No. I watched it alone while drinking. I don't think it makes me gay. I made plenty of sexist comments here.

That chick that took Best Actress was quite the upset, correct?

Good thing Diablo Cody stopped strippin'.... She had more cheese under that dress than the Brat Stop has in their kitchen.

I guess Brad Renfro wasn't cowboy enough and Sam the Butcher wasn't 'butch' enough to make the montage.

Apparently Suzanne Pleshette sounded like she gargled with a gallon of jizz every morning.....

Uh, just the wifey and winey

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That is classic.

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my wife brings up this point everyyear, and it's pretty funny because she get's so mad about it. During the 'look who's dead' montage, when people are scrolling across the screen, she get's pissed when people start clapping. mainly for how bad she feels for the people who do not get anyone clapping.

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That's weird. I guess I'm the opposite of your wife. I always feel bad for the people who get the applause because the audience seems so happy that they're dead.

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Check again and report back to the class.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Good point. I am an agent of change, after all.

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