As I am in the land of perpetual summer, sorry you poor fucks. I am looking for nice light not too complicated cocktails.
I love me anything to to with rum. Not too fond of tequila and will never ever touch gin. so let's light up those lines. I am thinking of mulling a cucumber and doing some infused vodka just have to find a decent one to use. Going to make :Horseradish,pear,apple,vanilla.

Any other suggestions?

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Summer cocktail and you love rum...this screams Mojito.

The ultimate summer cocktail is a simple gin and tonic.
Good gin please. I'm a tanqueray guy but blue Bombay is nice as well.
A slice of lime unless you're for some reason against the fruit.

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I hope this was done on purpose.

It was and it wasn't.
I tend not to give too many fucks about what his goofy parameters are. Since the topic was summer cocktails and not summer cocktails that exclude most summer cocktail ingredients I just thought I'd say what really is by far and away the best summer cocktail.
Chas is a boob. If he wants a summer cocktail he'll have to have a gin and tonic.

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Gin sucks. Chas finally got something right.

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Mojito really is first that comes to mind that works in those parameters. Besides gin and tonic or vodka tonic I'm trapped in Tequila drinks.

You're an idiot.

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Mai Tai, ya' dumb fucks.

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I am not in Orlando them people are nuts.

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Could go Dark n, stormy as well if you like ginger.

My system can not tolerate gin

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I am partial to Hurricanes.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

You're the first Floridian ever to say that.

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My system can't tolerate you!

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Wut

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Pina Colada

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Just ran across some summer cocktails on this tilted kilt ad I clicked on.

http://tiltedkilt.com/kabobs-and-cockta ... um=display

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Mike, what the hell is a roofie colada?

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I could get on board with this.Chinn's on 34.

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#morethanmean

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Hellz yeah... Ole Bobby Chinn has some great seafood and some great drinks. I used to go to the one up in Arlington Heights all the time. Mai Tai challenge?

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With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If you do it while wearing a sport coat it isnt so bad.

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You weren't invited.

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Sapphire or Hendrick's

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