i think he's tied with Goff now. Something about his kid having heart surgery which I'm sure turned into a diatribe about health care which is fine but then keep it together when talking about Don Rickles. Sack up.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Considering his newborn son had to have fucking open heart surgery, I think it's ok...

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Tough times for comics.

Jim Gaffigan just revealed his wife had brain tumor surgery.

They have 5 children.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

The guy is weepy on the air on an almost monthly basis. Didn't he cry for Harambe? You can't be the host of The Man Show and be that emotional

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's the Disney effect imo.

It's also why I look upon adult Disney (world) fans with Heavy Suspicion

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

This.

On a serious note, I think this is an appropriate moment for that.

On a less serious note, I think dating Sarah Silverman requires one to turn in their man card.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

This again.

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Yeah, I think we're gonna have to allow this one, fellas.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

To emphasize, this again.

My wife and I had a son in December. The docs heard a murmur and ordered the echo cardiogram. You're sitting in a dark room with this impossibly fragile human who you are in charge of protecting, wondering if there is a problem how do they even fix it. What is a baby's heart, the size of a half dollar?

There is no greater feeling of helplessness then staring at a 20 hour old human being undergoing a test to determine if his heart is a viable organ to sustain human life for any prolonged period of time.

Even I have to give him a pass on this one.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Oh yeah, big time.

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I call bullshit. They have Marvel and Star Wars now so we adults now have a legit excuse to go.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

What do you call a comedian's retirement fund? A swear jar.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Jarabe
Jar Jar Binks
Jarhead

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Enlighten me...


What is the Disney effect?

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@audioidkid

I took it to mean that Disney's influence on ABC has quite often led their programming into the maudlin and edgeless, and I'd certainly agree. But actually, once you cut through the schmaltz of it all, an impassioned plea for universal healthcare is about the most subversive thing ABC has done in years.

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Yeah why doesn't ABC hold up a mirror to society like they used to do with Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place?

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That doesn't even make sense. Are we doing a little traveling circus here, going from thread to thread?

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Yes.

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This. Plus one of the most miserable vacations I've ever had was four days stuck in Orlando (and we got in all the parks with speedpasses for free). It's just too saccharine for me.

But on another note, noted deadbeat dad Joe Walsh has chimed in with a tweet admonishing Kimmel for humanizing the case for the ACA and expanded public health care.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Another heartless rightie opines. Calls Jimmy an elitist creep.
Wrong thread? I think only I think this is funny?

Shut up, Jimmy Kimmel, you elitist creep

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/201 ... s-shut-up/


#HardeeharHar

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

Should we start a GoFundMe for Jimmy's kid?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Good on Kimmel for firing back at the "He's just a Hollywood elitist derp! derp!" crowd last night.

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Yeah, he's very courageous

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

And again last night . It's all the NRA's fault !!!
Republican lawmakers, “should be praying for God to forgive them for letting the gun lobby run this country.”

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

low t

I've said it once and I'll say it again, Kimmel was great until he dated Sarah Silverman and she castrated him.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson