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 Post subject: Favorite Pick Up Lines?
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" does this smell like chloroform " ?

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" does this smell like chloroform " ?

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Darkside wrote:
Someday I'll be a rap superstar. Til then wanna hang out at my grandpas?

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:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Frank Coztansa
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:lol: Yeah that was a good one. All it needed was a quip about taking a CTA bus over to his grandfather's and it would have been perfect.

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I have a secret. I worship the devil.

Hey baby, I'm almost single. My husband's on death row.

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)


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W_Z wrote:
I have a secret. I worship the devil.


I initially read the above as "I have a Seacrest. I worship the devil."

Works either way, really.

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:lol:

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