Billy Crystal's 700 Sundays on HBO. I laughed so much and so hard that there were tears.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Probably Only I think this funny, but...

Obama's sex secrets laid bare: How he considered a gay fling, had passionate sex and COCAINE with one white girl, proposed twice to another - and CHEATED on Michelle before they married

Daily Mail (sorry Chus) reprints info from new authoritative book about Lightworker.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... raphy.html


"you are not authorized to read this book"--Chris Cuomo
"we'll read it and tell you what we think you need to know"--Jake Tapper
"is it safe"--der weiss engel

#blockbuster
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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

Well he made the right choice marrying Michelle. Those other ones are blah.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Robert Goulet is my cousin.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I think this is very funny but others may not.

During today's big debate with the weirdo Macron:
Marine Le Pen says--“Let me tell you what happened – France will be led by a woman, it’ll be either me, or Mrs. Merkel. That’s the truth”

#FranceFirst
#DuchessofDeath

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

i think i was the only one i knew who thought the old Munky Cheez videos were hilarious. it should probably stay that way.

Jerky boys Roofing phone call bit from like 1990. Played it for my non cancer daughter other night and she about shit her pants laughing especially cause I had insurance guys on roof looking for hail damage.

Is that the same "album" that has the call where he says his name is Mark Knopfler* and that he could pull large pieces of furniture from out of his ass?

(* - not humble brag that I spelled his name right without looking first)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Happy days are here again; it's Big Monday night on ESPN.

Them commercials were sweet.

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The Egyptian Magician

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Indeed. They really were aces.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Oliver Stone's Doors movie

Richard Dreyfuss

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

When the children of Trump voters die because they have no health insurance. My wife just shakes her head and says, "you, DannyB, are a rascal!"

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

My ass looks like ricotta cheese in a bag.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Who doesn't think early 90's Jerky Boys are funny?

that's a bygone era. i remember their tapes circulating through a lot of 8th and 9th grade classrooms.

then that godawful movie came out...

The movie was bad, but the phone calls live on.

"I start work tomorrow. I'll bring my f*ck'n tools!"

I think anything Kevin Smith does is funny.

Shemp is highly underrated as a Stooge
Bill Hicks ,Ron White and Bill Burr always leave me with a smile on my face,oh along with Natasha Leggaro,look up toilet babies.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

school shootings.


Edit: I thought this might be a little too controversial for this board, but then I saw that the guy above me posted "Kevin Smith" so carry on.

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I will top you there, Flood and Tornado victims. If it is more than your second time hit, then you get nothing from me than a laugh.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I agree. Find it hilarious every time New Orleans gets flooded post-Katrina.

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I hope two hurricanes hit you.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Hilarious.

Antifa Chick Goes to Turkey With Muslim Loverboy, Gets Raped and Beaten

Lacy MacAuley is a well known radical left-wing Antifa organizer in Washington D.C. She was featured in Project Veritas’ undercover videos which exposed the #DisruptJ20 plot to violently disrupt President Trump’s inauguration.

Just like every other lunatic leftist, Lacy fell in love with Islam and became obsessed with helping Syrian ‘refugees’, wholeheartedly believing that Islam is the religion of peace. MacAuley details her experience dating a Turkish Muslim man, describing the hell and fear she lived in because he controlled every move she made, beat and raped her.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/05 ... ed-beaten/


#ROPeace
#CutitOutFGM

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

The topic is about things that only you would find funny, not things that basically everyone who loves delicious irony would find funny.

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If you check it out boss, my posts on this thread are about the only ones nobody else finds funny.

But, carry on. I know you will.

#Hubris

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Slapping each other with the hot mops got me because a friend of mine went into the roofing biz in Portland Ore. and he can only seem to hire Mexicans that fuck around all day long.

I didn't know where to put this, and I didn't feel like starting a new thread. I just thought this text exchange between my wife and I was was funny.


Mrs F; can you get hole milk instead of 2%?

Me; wont the carton leak then

Mrs F: ? no. Just get hole

Me; But if its hole milk it will spill all over the fridge

Mrs F; Spill? wtf do u mean

Me; Oh, you want WHOLE milk

Mrs F; Your such an asshole.

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