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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:50 am 
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I was a young man in a world where the government was conditioning everyone to think the same. Jeremy Piven was the local. One of the exercises was to make everyone go down a slide. Piven was trying to force me to go down but I wouldn't. A couple of people then physically tried to do it but as I started to move, I grabbed Piven's pant leg and he went down with me. We were battling the entire way down and were both bloodied. Everything seemed so real and I distinctly remember looking at his hair plugs.

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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 7:57 am 
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I was a young man in a world where the government was conditioning everyone to think the same. Jeremy Piven was the local. One of the exercises was to make everyone go down a slide. Piven was trying to force me to go down but I wouldn't. A couple of people then physically tried to do it but as I started to move, I grabbed Piven's pant leg and he went down with me. We were battling the entire way down and were both bloodied. Everything seemed so real and I distinctly remember looking at his hair plugs.



And how does this make you feel?


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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 8:00 am 
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I have to say, it felt nice to throw hammers at Piven.

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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 8:08 am 
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good dolphin wrote:
I have to say, it felt nice to throw hammers at Piven.


I am glad you felt nice, but could you think of a better feeling word to describe this?


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good dolphin wrote:
I was a young man in a world where the government was conditioning everyone to think the same. Jeremy Piven was the local. One of the exercises was to make everyone go down a slide. Piven was trying to force me to go down but I wouldn't. A couple of people then physically tried to do it but as I started to move, I grabbed Piven's pant leg and he went down with me. We were battling the entire way down and were both bloodied. Everything seemed so real and I distinctly remember looking at his hair plugs.

Hmmm? Please discuss.

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Repressed homosexuality.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

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Please follow up with the promised funny part.

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Darkside wrote:
Please follow up with the promised funny part.


:lol:

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Darkside wrote:
Please follow up with the promised funny part.


:lol:

+ :lol:

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You have to be a Polack to get the humor I guess.

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You have to be a Polack to get the humor I guess.

Not funny ... his people were brought over here by force on boats.

Wait, nevermind ... I get that confused with N***** quite frequently ... they're the same word you know.

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Don Tiny wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
You have to be a Polack to get the humor I guess.

Not funny ... his people were brought over here by force on boats.

Wait, nevermind ... I get that confused with N***** quite frequently ... they're the same word you know.


some who were called that were forced onto trains in order to experience the cutting edge of communal living

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good dolphin wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
You have to be a Polack to get the humor I guess.

Not funny ... his people were brought over here by force on boats.

Wait, nevermind ... I get that confused with N***** quite frequently ... they're the same word you know.


some who were called that were forced onto trains in order to experience the cutting edge of communal living


It is telling that few care about our rich history or bother to learn about it.

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http://www.polamjournal.com/Library/Fig ... _joke.html

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