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leashyourkids

Post subject: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:16 pm

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Does he ever smile or not look like he hates everyone else on set?

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:19 pm

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They were better without him.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:19 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Does he ever smile or not look like he hates everyone else on set?

Yes

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:19 pm

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:20 pm

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Nas wrote:

They were better without him.

This is the popular sentiment and it is wrong.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:20 pm

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Shaq hates Barkley. That's for sure. Not Kenny. Everybody loves Kenny.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:20 pm

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Shaq hates Barkley. That's for sure. Not Kenny. Everybody loves Kenny.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:23 pm

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He made Barkley's emmy acceptance awkward. He sucks.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:26 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Nas wrote:

They were better without him.

This is the popular sentiment and it is wrong.

He adds nothing

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:30 pm

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Nas wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Nas wrote:

They were better without him.

This is the popular sentiment and it is wrong.

He adds nothing

He's hilarious. Him and Barkley are far and away the two funniest sports analysts on TV.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:35 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Nas wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Nas wrote:

They were better without him.

This is the popular sentiment and it is wrong.

He adds nothing

He's hilarious. Him and Barkley are far and away the two funniest sports analysts on TV.

Barkley and Kenny and EJ are great together. Shaq sucks! You young punks don't know what good is.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:36 pm

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Nas wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Nas wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Nas wrote:

They were better without him.

This is the popular sentiment and it is wrong.

He adds nothing

He's hilarious. Him and Barkley are far and away the two funniest sports analysts on TV.

Barkley and Kenny and EJ are great together. Shaq sucks! You young punks don't know what good is.

Our generation invented good. Bill Russell used to be a tv announcer. Can you imagine how fucking brutal that must've been? I'd rather listen to Bill Cartwright call a game

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:39 pm

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Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:41 pm

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Nas wrote:

Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?

As an announcer it's gotta be Marv and it's not close. As a person, Bill Walton obviously.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:42 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Nas wrote:

Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?

As an announcer it's gotta be Marv and it's not close. As a person, Bill Walton obviously.

Walton was the best color guy

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:43 pm

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I try to turn the treble up and the bass down when he speaks but I still can't make it out. The closed caption usually just sums it up as him mocking Kenny.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:43 pm

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Nas wrote:

Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?

All good.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Tue May 09, 2017 10:58 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Nas wrote:

Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?

All good.

Where's the Czar of the Telestrator? Seriously though I'm trying to remember the old studio show on NBC and who the talking heads on panel were. I'm stuck at Peter Vesey.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 9:53 am

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Just a question for anyone criticizing him in this thread: how many rings have you won?

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 10:01 am

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veganfan21 wrote:

I try to turn the treble up and the bass down when he speaks but I still can't make it out. The closed caption usually just sums it up as him mocking Kenny.

That's fucked up, but I know exactly what you're saying. Lmao

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 12:11 pm

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Nas wrote:

Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?

Chick Hearn

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 12:18 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Nas wrote:

Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?

Chick Hearn

West coast elite never did national games.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 12:21 pm

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veganfan21 wrote:

I try to turn the treble up and the bass down when he speaks but I still can't make it out. The closed caption usually just sums it up as him mocking Kenny.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E

I'm shocked Shaq took this so well.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

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leashyourkids wrote:

veganfan21 wrote:

I try to turn the treble up and the bass down when he speaks but I still can't make it out. The closed caption usually just sums it up as him mocking Kenny.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E

I'm shocked Shaq took this so well.

Ross killin' it - the Mo'Nique burn was savage. I just saw this roast very recently for the first time. Seemed like a roast of Shaq instead of Smith. Foxx ruined that one guy's career, it was very awkward to watch that.

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 12:57 pm

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Shaq sucks. Ruined the show for me. Reggie Miller sucks. Bill Walton sucked so hard it was audible.

I like Chris Webber. I can't stand Reggie's voice, I guess his analysis is ok. Can't stand Jalen Rose.

the Czar of the Telestrator was Lil Mike Fratello. Who was good.

Oh and Magic was terrible.

I love Charles. And Kenny. EJ not so much.

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Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 1:01 pm

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Shaq is one of the least funny people ever. His whole schtick is "i'm big and goofy!!"

hilarious !

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 1:41 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

veganfan21 wrote:

I try to turn the treble up and the bass down when he speaks but I still can't make it out. The closed caption usually just sums it up as him mocking Kenny.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E

I'm shocked Shaq took this so well.

That was hilarious. I have to watch the entire thing now

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Post subject: Re: Shaq

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 1:55 pm

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City of Fools wrote:

Bill Walton sucked so hard it was audible.

Horrible

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Douchebag wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

Bill Walton sucked so hard it was audible.

Horrible

I'll never forget my breaking point with B&B...when I started to listen less. They had Walton on for an hour or so and treated everything he said like the funniest thing either of them had ever heard.

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Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 1:58 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

City of Fools wrote:

Bill Walton sucked so hard it was audible.

Horrible

I tried to ignore that thought. It's arguably his worst ever.

#WhatWasHeThinking

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