I very rarely drink vodka, so it's probably been 10 years since I've had Smirnoff, but somebody left a bottle over and I dipped into it tonight. Holy shit is this bad. No hyperbole intended but this is every bit as bad as Gordon's and Skol

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Pour it through a Brita filter.

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Put in a couple Hershey's Kisses.

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Yeah that shit is nasty. Tito's all the way son!

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There was a time in my life when I loved Smirnoff. Getting drunk for under $9 was great.

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GO BEARS!!!

Get new friends who aren't cheapskates. Then move.

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I would suggest to move 1st.

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Vodka snobs, smh .


I bet I could blindfold you and mix up vodka cranberry drinks with ketel one, absolut, Smirnoff, Tito and belvedere, goose...I bet none of you could Taste the difference.

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Agreed.

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Vodka cranberry? You might as well be drinking umbrella drinks at Hooters with Chas.

If you poured Tito's into a glass and Smirnoff into another glass, I promise you, I could tell you which one was which. There is also a difference the next morning. Have 5 or 6 Smirnoff drinks, and see how you are doing the next day.

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Certain drinks make me retch at their mere mention. Smirnoff and the cheap brandy I drank with friends in my yout are a couple of them. Malt liquor is another. I know I could tell.

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I can tell the difference with anything but vodka. All vodka tastes the same to me (like rubbing alcohol).

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Exactly.

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if i were to make you all amoretto stone sours, and used tropicana orange juice, simply orange, and minute maid, i bet none of you could Taste the difference.

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Vodka cranberry is a solid drink, same goes for vodka ~ OJ and vodka lemonade, it's nowhere near as bad as Chas' blue concoction twink drink in a fish bowl.

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Sobeiski is the best cheap vodka

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sobieski_(vodka)

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What, no Sunny D?

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That's not a joke.
Mythbusters did this with coffee filters. Had some dude who's some type of alcoholic... Cause me authority of vodka and they ran the cheapest rotgut thru coffee filters. If I remember correctly he was able to tell the difference still but he said it was significantly improved. Run it thru coffee filters three or four times and you've got a stew baby!

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I like vodka on the rocks with a tiny splash of cranberry. Just enough to turn the drink slightly pink. I will also enjoy a screwdriver, from time to time.




That was just hyperbole, for effect. Those foo-foo drinks are the worst. You are just begging for a hangover drinking that sugary crap.

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The only time I have those fruity foo-foo drinks is when I am laying on a beach on vacation.


Say hi to Boris for me.

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James Bond prefers Smirnoff,so it is good enough for me.

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I remember reading something a while back about Smirnoff having the least impurities out of all the major brands. Less impurities = better quality, less likely to cause a hangover. I'd still take Tito's over anything.

Reyka
From the pristine waters of Iceland

True.

Pinnacle is the best cheap vodka I have found. Mc Cormick close second. I drink it straight. Never mix alcohol with sweet or you will have a wonderful time puking. If you gonna do it do it right.