2016

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Fatty better pick it up, that's all I can say. Especially after I went "to bat" for him so hard on the Internet forums.

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Scared? Of the future of this team..no...Fatty's future? Just a bit.

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I think you owe Rick an apology

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Maybe, it's still early.

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You really don't have much outside of your bag of animated gifs huh? If anything, Fatty Schwarber owes me an apology. This is the reward I get for believing in people. I big stab in the back.

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Not to be a dick but a few peeps owe JORR a apology cause he was all over how this is playing out.

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

Is anyone's opinion on Schwarber correct when he hasn't played one full season of baseball?

Jbills is almost out of "Jennifer's Body" .GIFs...

We all teased about Babe Kyle but this last o for the weekend has to be concerning to the Cubs.

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Elections have consequences.

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Cubbies brought him up too quickly and ruined him.

I think it would be appropriate to review the MLB work of the waves and waves of prospects the hailed plan yielded.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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.173 now. Ouch.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Babe. Fucking. Ruth.

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He's gotta be sent down this week or put on the DL.

Can't have him wasting away on the bench, but also can't have him getting everyday PA's with the big club.

Theo & Co.'s obsession with this guy is insane.

The obsession is weird. The Cubs seem to do everything right. But whether it's Hayward last year or Babe Ruth this year they don't put slumping players away for extended times. Maybe it's Joe and he really does have almighty emperor control over lineups.

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Elections have consequences.

They couldn't really do anything with Heyward but what they did. But they're treating Schwarber as if they're fans of his rather than executives. The guy is a minor leaguer who hasn't played a full season. If Almora or another guy was performing like he is at the same stage of his career they would have been sent down already. There is this silly assumption that this guy is "one of the best hitters in baseball".

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

At least Heyward's glove gave you something productive last year. Schwarber brings nothing positive to the roster right now.

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I guess there is a lot of don't worry we know he will come around. We know what he can do. It's almost June.

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Elections have consequences.

It'd be one thing if the Cubs were off to a great start again and could afford to let him try and hit his way out of it but they have too many holes in the lineup already to keep letting an automatic out continue to hit.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I lost a contact once.

What's the big deal?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

What's worse, Kyle Schwarber's "contact" or the movie, "Contact"?

Contact is a great movie. It's better than Mike Trout's contact.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It's the absolute fucking worst. All that rigmarole for the entire movie to see the alien and it was her goddamn father.

Contact is a 59% classic.

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You know me like that.