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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Patrick Smith

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 9:55 am

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
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Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
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Stole my wife's debit card to buy a "Cleveland Rocks" long-sleeve t-shirt and a "USA" hoodie.

Really? That was your best option for a stolen $88?

At least the last time this happened, some dude stole $700 worth of video games.

Do better.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Patrick Smith

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 9:58 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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Matches Malone

Post subject: Re: Patrick Smith

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 10:01 am

Joined: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:33 am
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Location: Limbo
pizza_Place: Positanos on 55th Street

Patrick...

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Patrick Smith

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 10:02 am

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Patrick Smith

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 10:03 am

Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 4:29 pm
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Location: Everywhere
pizza_Place: giordanos

I know a Patrick Smith in Chicago I would take a bat to if I ever came across him. Maybe two birds you know?

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Patrick Smith

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 10:04 am

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
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Location: "Across 110th Street"

Your wife was robbed by a Drew Carey/Joe the Plumber fan?!?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Patrick Smith

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 10:06 am

Reminds me of the time in college that some dude broke the window on my piece of shit car, ripped up my dashboard trying to get my radio out but he couldn't because the gear shift was in the way, and ended up stealing my $40 equalizer (not The Equalizer, he'd have kicked their ass).

So, he caused $250 worth of damage to steal my equalizer. If he'd knocked on my door and demanded it, I'd have just given it to him. Save me $210.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Patrick Smith

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 10:48 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Your wife seems to get her credit card "stolen" by young men often. She should be more careful.

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ChiliDavisEyes

Post subject: Re: Patrick Smith

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 11:00 am

Joined: Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:52 am
Posts: 38
Location: O-Town
pizza_Place: Pizzaboy

Was she in Naperville at a swinger party?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Patrick Smith

Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 11:37 am

good dolphin wrote:

Your wife seems to get her credit card "stolen" by young men often. She should be more careful.

She should worry about getting her card stolen by them too.

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