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Evil J.A.C.K.

Post subject: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:51 pm

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So I got a pm from imu about the first time he had sex. And it made me think of asking you all about the first time you had sex.
Imu had a great story. He said his first time reminded him of his first football game. He was sore, and beat up, and slightly bloodied but at least his dad came.
How about your first time?

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:54 pm

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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

With another person? In a VW bug (that had a cardboard floor). Muscles that had never before been sore were screaming the next morning.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:55 pm

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formerlyknownas wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

With another person? In a VW bug (that had a cardboard floor). Muscles that had never before been sore were screaming the next morning.

I'm certain he was sore, but how did you feel?

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:56 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

formerlyknownas wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

With another person? In a VW bug (that had a cardboard floor). Muscles that had never before been sore were screaming the next morning.

I'm certain he was sore, but how did you feel?

Vulture. I was hovering waiting for the opportunity to make this joke.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:57 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

formerlyknownas wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

With another person? In a VW bug (that had a cardboard floor). Muscles that had never before been sore were screaming the next morning.

I'm certain he was sore, but how did you feel?

Another cheap one: Did you drive him/her back to the Boy/Girl Scouts?

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rogers park bryan wrote:

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 8:58 pm

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The back of a park.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:01 pm

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A trailer in a trailer park with the Home Shopping Channel playing in the background.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:02 pm

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Nas wrote:

The back of a park.

Was that before you had to "register'?

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:03 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
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Location: "Across 110th Street"

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:04 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

The back of a park.

Was that before you had to "register'?

Definitely

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:04 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:06 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

I got some last night.
Had been a solid 3 weeks before that but hey thunderstorms make us want to do it.

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:07 pm

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Nas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

Goodness, friend....but you're probably sublimating that by lifting everyday, right?

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rogers park bryan wrote:

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

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spmack

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:09 pm

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Nas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

That's some bullshit.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:12 pm

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Government Regulation

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:13 pm

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Bernie Sanders, right after his bah mitzvah. We never spoke again until two years ago.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:19 pm

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spmack wrote:

Nas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

That's some bullshit.

I think he was trying to protect your reputation.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 9:24 pm

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Government Regulation wrote:

Bernie Sanders, right after his bah mitzvah. We never spoke again until two years ago.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:03 pm

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spmack wrote:

Nas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

That's some bullshit.

She has to heal

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:25 pm

Nas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

The waiting period sucks don't it.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:25 pm

Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:22 pm
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formerlyknownas wrote:

With another person? In a VW bug (that had a cardboard floor). Muscles that had never before been sore were screaming the next morning.

considering what happened to the poor guy who is your avatar it's sort of disgusting in the context of this topic......ewwwwww

Last edited by HawaiiYou on Thu May 18, 2017 10:26 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:26 pm

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Nas wrote:

spmack wrote:

Nas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

That's some bullshit.

She has to heal

You make your women heel?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:28 pm

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Baby McNown wrote:

Nas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

The waiting period sucks don't it.

It really does but in a few weeks I'll be fine.

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SJWplayer

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:30 pm

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got raped on a beach in Mexico. smh

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Thu May 18, 2017 10:41 pm

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SJWplayer wrote:

got raped on a beach in Mexico. smh

did tom cruise do it? like in that one movie where he's a lawyer and shit?

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rogers park bryan wrote:

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 4:22 am

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Nas wrote:

spmack wrote:

Nas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

That's some bullshit.

She has to heal

What does her dentist say?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 5:06 am

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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Today?

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 6:10 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Today?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 7:41 am

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pittmike wrote:

Nas wrote:

spmack wrote:

Nas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

That's some bullshit.

She has to heal

What does her dentist say?

That's an appetizer and I'm an entree type of guy.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: The first time you had sex

Posted: Fri May 19, 2017 7:46 am

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Nas wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Nas wrote:

spmack wrote:

Nas wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

36 days ago

That's some bullshit.

She has to heal

What does her dentist say?

That's an appetizer and I'm an entree type of guy.

Yeah it was a funny FB meme I saw a while back. Woman telling man that her doc her gyno says no sex for a while. Man says what did your dentist say?

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