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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 4:07 pm 
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goes to store at 1:30 am with 5 year old, leaves 5 year old alone in car in parking lot, was in store for 10-15 minutes before car was stolen.


They should charge her with murder along with the teenagers who pulled the trigger.

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And if she didn't take him and the house burned down you'd be blaming her for that.

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why wouldn't you just take the 5 yr old in the store with you?

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What needed to be purchased so desperately at 1:30am?

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What needed to be purchased so desperately at 1:30am?


Tampons?

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Chus wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
What needed to be purchased so desperately at 1:30am?


Tampons?


Duct tape, wad of paper towels.

I solved the sanitary napkin dilemma... whats next?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Chus wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
What needed to be purchased so desperately at 1:30am?


Tampons?


Duct tape, wad of paper towels.

I solved the sanitary napkin dilemma... whats next?


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I don't know, man. I've left my two year old in the car to go into like a 7-11. 5 minutes max, not when it's extremely hot or cold, and definitely not at 1:30 AM (she would be in her room asleep). Also, I usually park right in front of the store so I have a direct view to the car the whole time if needed.

I don't think I'm a bad parent, but I'll definitely be thinking twice about it now. That's some scary shit.

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I don't know, man. I've left my two year old in the car to go into like a 7-11. 5 minutes max, not when it's extremely hot or cold, and definitely not at 1:30 AM (she would be in her room asleep). Also, I usually park right in front of the store so I have a direct view to the car the whole time if needed.

I don't think I'm a bad parent, but I'll definitely be thinking twice about it now. That's some scary shit.


I let my 8 year old(very tall for his age, 55 inches) ride shotgun in the car a few weeks ago(back was filled with cargo) and I had people ready to call DCFS on me...


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I don't know, man. I've left my two year old in the car to go into like a 7-11. 5 minutes max, not when it's extremely hot or cold, and definitely not at 1:30 AM (she would be in her room asleep). Also, I usually park right in front of the store so I have a direct view to the car the whole time if needed.

I don't think I'm a bad parent, but I'll definitely be thinking twice about it now. That's some scary shit.


You do most of your 7-11 trips at 1:30am in the Back of the Yards?

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I don't know, man. I've left my two year old in the car to go into like a 7-11. 5 minutes max, not when it's extremely hot or cold, and definitely not at 1:30 AM (she would be in her room asleep). Also, I usually park right in front of the store so I have a direct view to the car the whole time if needed.

I don't think I'm a bad parent, but I'll definitely be thinking twice about it now. That's some scary shit.

Fyi that is illegal. I don't want you to go to jail.

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leashyourkids wrote:
I don't know, man. I've left my two year old in the car to go into like a 7-11. 5 minutes max, not when it's extremely hot or cold, and definitely not at 1:30 AM (she would be in her room asleep). Also, I usually park right in front of the store so I have a direct view to the car the whole time if needed.

I don't think I'm a bad parent, but I'll definitely be thinking twice about it now. That's some scary shit.

Fyi that is illegal. I don't want you to go to jail.


Relax, it's not like he left his kid to go to a FF draft in Denver.


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Murdering a defenseless 8 yr old in cold blood is a special kind of heinous .

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RFDC wrote:
why wouldn't you just take the 5 yr old in the store with you?



Exactly, lazy Caller Bob

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312player wrote:
RFDC wrote:
why wouldn't you just take the 5 yr old in the store with you?



Exactly, lazy Caller Bob


Probably asleep?

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312player wrote:
RFDC wrote:
why wouldn't you just take the 5 yr old in the store with you?



Exactly, lazy Caller Bob


Probably asleep?

He was .

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SpiralStairs wrote:
312player wrote:
RFDC wrote:
why wouldn't you just take the 5 yr old in the store with you?



Exactly, lazy Caller Bob


Probably asleep?




Wake him up and deal with it and he's alive.

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[quote="Boilermaker Rick"][quote="leashyourkids"]I don't know, man. I've left my two year old in the car to go into like a 7-11. 5 minutes max, not when it's extremely hot or cold, and definitely not at 1:30 AM (she would be in her room asleep). Also, I usually park right in front of the store so I have a direct view to the car the whole time if needed.

I don't think I'm a bad parent, but I'll definitely be thinking twice about it now. That's some scary shit.[/quote]
Fyi that is illegal. I don't want you to go to jail.[/quote]

Is it really?

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leashyourkids wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I don't know, man. I've left my two year old in the car to go into like a 7-11. 5 minutes max, not when it's extremely hot or cold, and definitely not at 1:30 AM (she would be in her room asleep). Also, I usually park right in front of the store so I have a direct view to the car the whole time if needed.

I don't think I'm a bad parent, but I'll definitely be thinking twice about it now. That's some scary shit.

Fyi that is illegal. I don't want you to go to jail.


Is it really?




Yeah its illegal, and what takes you 5 minutes in a 7-11? You taking a dump or scratching off 40 bucks in lotto tickets,? Wtf

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312player wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I don't know, man. I've left my two year old in the car to go into like a 7-11. 5 minutes max, not when it's extremely hot or cold, and definitely not at 1:30 AM (she would be in her room asleep). Also, I usually park right in front of the store so I have a direct view to the car the whole time if needed.

I don't think I'm a bad parent, but I'll definitely be thinking twice about it now. That's some scary shit.

Fyi that is illegal. I don't want you to go to jail.


Is it really?




Yeah its illegal, and what takes you 5 minutes in a 7-11? You taking a dump or scratching off 40 bucks in lotto tickets,? Wtf


I said "max." It's probably usually more like two, and I've probably only done it 2 or 3 times. Anyway, I live in Naperville and upper class white people don't do this shit.

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It's illegal in 19 states including Illinois. Cops will break your window too.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It's illegal in 19 states including Illinois. Cops will break your window too.


I guess I get it because they have no idea how long the kid has been in the car.

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leashyourkids wrote:
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It's illegal in 19 states including Illinois. Cops will break your window too.


I guess I get it because they have no idea how long the kid has been in the car.


Hell,They will break the window for your dog and give you a ticket

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It's illegal in 19 states including Illinois. Cops will break your window too.


I guess I get it because they have no idea how long the kid has been in the car.

Yeah. Cars can heat up really fast too.

The worst stories are the parents that forget the kid is in the car.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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It's illegal in 19 states including Illinois. Cops will break your window too.


I guess I get it because they have no idea how long the kid has been in the car.

Yeah. Cars can heat up really fast too.

The worst stories are the parents that forget the kid is in the car.



That's inexcusable, I always think they are lying.

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:lol:
Caller Bob may be growing on me. He's past the new poster annoying phase.

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