On with Rose and Millar on Intentional Talk and they start busting his balls about the double error against the Brewers. Schwarber makes a joke about how he wanted to be Jeter so he set up his own flip play and is having a good laugh about what a disaster that play was.

Is this guy ever an asshole? Everything about him seems genuine. Hard not to root for this guy.

Just because he sucks doesn't mean I don't root for his success.

You said you were "done with him"?

Yea, he needs to go to the AL so he can DH or maybe someone can stick him him at first. He's gonna get hurt again in the outfield.

Gay marches to the beat of his own drummer boy.

Seems like a dbag.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Gay or Schwarber?

Yes.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That's how I feel about Trump.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

He's a negative WAR this year so I'm happy with him this year.

Keep putting him on the field, just have Benny Hill music play.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Now if they could make a cereal that causes you to fall down immediately after you eat a bowl of it, that would be the kind to label "Schwarb-O's"

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I have 2 slash lines, please tell me which one is an average Adam Dunn season with the Sox and which one is Kyle Schwarber's projected 162 game season per Baseball Reference

.219 .335 .763
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.219 .320 .762

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Schwarber's batting line looks like Rizzo's second year with the Cub. Rizzo was awful and everyone said he was a bust, but he turned it around. I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league. I also believe that he will never be a serviceable defender.

His bat will help hide his defense, but with him hitting so poorly this season, he is taking a beating.

Where is the evidence to support such a conclusion? It's really no different than saying I believe Avi Garcia will be an impact hitter and that would be ridiculed by MANY.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

It's a belief. An opinion. I don't need any "proof". The proof will be in the pudding over the next couple years.

If you believe in Avi, then what do you care if you get ridiculed?

Did he turn back the other way this year?

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Elections have consequences.

You're back!

Schwarber looks like a clueless oaf whose parlor trick is that he occasionally hits a ball 450 feet.

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Poor analogy. Avi is great. Schwarber sucks.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Best sports post I've seen you make.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

^this, plus he's a fucking Hoosier

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

He's back, baby!

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I tell you what, I hope Kyle gets fuckin' hotter than shit just to stuff it up them three fuckin' people that show up to bash him on this forum every fuckin' day. Because if they're the real Chicago fuckin' fans, they can kiss my fuckin' ass, right Downtown, and print it!