Hell fucking yes an island glass block fireplace. Patrick Bateman would be proud.

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I bet there's a body in the middle of that glass. BTW, the Pulte home is shaking in the wind but still standing proud.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Rugs on carpeting is also a choice look.

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Yo dawg I heard you like allergies so I put a little dust sponge on top of your big dust sponge.

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Not even the worst part of the photo album.



$1.1M for drop tile ceiling and fluorescent lighting!

Also, is that a some type of war horn above the fire place? doot doot

Well that glass fireplace took their entire budget...

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

At least they are consistent with rugs on carpeting in the basement. If only the island off glass dropped into the basement you would have something.

I'm rooting for that basement to get flooded.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

The listing with more pics: https://www.redfin.com/IL/Lisle/3700-Leask-Ln-60532/home/21906524



Make some coffee, turn on some elegant classical music, and creepily watch your wife bathing in the tub. All within the confines of your master bedroom!

Oh, and is that a dishwasher?!?!

This bathroom makes no sense!

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What, your bathroom doesn't have a parlor in it?

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And the award for the world's most depressing bathroom goes to...

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Steak n Bathe n Shake

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This really is a fantastic blog. Incredibly informative and funny.

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I have no idea why but I burst out laughing reading the last paragraph.

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Jesus Christ, I can only look at this through my latticed fingers. What an atrocity.

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Why are all of these from the 90's?

Kinda takes the humor out of it.

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Ugh. Dryvit. If I'm not mistaken, the buyer will be lucky to find someone to insure it.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

The Maryland house (with the arched bathroom tile ceiling that makes it look like a Romanesque subway tunnel) is 2010. Most of the McMansion Hell houses seem to be 2000s.

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There's a little subdivision right down the street from my house that got going right before the bubble burst. They built two McMansions that looked to be of decent quality and then the money must have run out. These two houses sat there oddly in the middle of a rubble strewn field for several years until building started again. When it did you could see that ambitions for the project had been scaled way back. The new homes they built got slapped up quick and cheap. So now these two McMansions are sitting oddly amongst a bunch of clearly inferior homes. It's a very strange looking Chicago block.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Is that the one by Thillens?

I thought that was going to be an orthodox jewish subdivision with a big gate to keep the goy out

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yeah. There may be some Orthodox Jews in there. I'm not sure. I don't think it's gated though. I believe they created a new street. There's an Orthodox enclave right behind it that is "enclosed" by an eruv.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Lots of jealousy in this thread. Rich people can afford to have poorly thought out houses.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I missed the Kentucky entry, it's pretty good:



No room has books.

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CH, tell us about your favorite design elements within your mother's half-finished basement?

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Yup. Plus most of the complaints aren't valid. I like the separated sinks.

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Chris Rock was more correct about the happy ignorance of ALL Americans than he cared to joke about

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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