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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:11 pm

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Withdraws from Safeway Open

Http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golf-ce ... pen-101016

Just stay away at this point.

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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IMissMyHair

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:26 pm

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And ticket sales doubled from the previous year.......geez

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:32 pm

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What a jerk. He probably chose to be injured for years just to pull this off.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:45 pm

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i thought he was back

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 2:11 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

What a jerk. He probably chose to be injured for years just to pull this off.

He finally pulled off that big Safeway Open scam to pocket some real money.

I got something for you to taste, Napa! Tell me the color and viscosity of that!

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 2:38 pm

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Bagels wrote:

i thought he was back

Caubanasian actually

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 2:52 pm

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Since Nike stopped making clubs, Tiger was waiting for another sponsor.

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STU-GOTZ wrote:

Well Mac told me to to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF!!! ..So now it's been said .. .

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 11:01 pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Qxt2M1uzg

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 9:00 am

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Chus wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Qxt2M1uzg

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Nas wrote:

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 12:42 pm

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http://www.golfdigest.com/story/report- ... UwNDQ0NwS2

Edit- sorry, I didnt see the thread in the Rec section

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Drake LaRrieta

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 3:02 pm

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 4:10 pm

Drake LaRrieta wrote:

Speed limit
Weight limit
Take It To The Limit

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 4:48 pm

Drake LaRrieta wrote:

What do they consider a drink?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 4:53 pm

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14 oucnes of Tito's

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 4:54 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

14 oucnes of Tito's

I better drop 20 pounds.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 9:39 pm

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Or just drink more.

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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 9:41 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Drake LaRrieta wrote:

What do they consider a drink?

Based on this chart, I think everyone is driving around impaired.

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ChiliDavisEyes

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 10:19 pm

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Location: O-Town
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Where's the chart for women or do you want JD tweeting about how sexist this forum is?

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 11:01 pm

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ChiliDavisEyes wrote:

Where's the chart for women or do you want JD tweeting about how sexist this forum is?

Nice mult.

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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 7:39 am

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So, Tiger had a bad mix of medicine that caused him to get a DUI and 3 AM? Right.....

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 8:12 am

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Tiger's life would make for a great Greek tragedy.

The guy had everything as a skinny nerd but that was not good enough. Enjoy those muscles, bald and erratic Tiger.

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ChiefWampum

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:09 am

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I saw somebody tweeted out the police report - he blew .000 twice. Might have taken sleeping pills?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods

Posted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:15 am

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ChiefWampum wrote:

I saw somebody tweeted out the police report - he blew .000 twice. Might have taken sleeping pills?

Sounds like an Ambien episode.

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