Wow.

TMI

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The thing I figured out today is that nobody at the station knows "The true Hollywood story" behind this. That's why Spiegel was probably shocked when Mitch stopped him from talking about drinky this morning. They all read Feder and thought it was how he wrote it. Very simple. Drinky quit. Now they're all realizing it's darker then they thought.

Except maybe Bernstein. He might know the real reason. Mitch consults with him on all major decisions. It might have been Bernstein that pulled the trigger. Anyway, that Bernstein is involved in this some how.

Which Bernstein?

That Bernstein...

Any of you guys simply ask the drink what happened on his twitter. I'm sure you got no response. Just wondering if any of you asked. I'm sure drinky is getting that. Same with Bernstein and Goff. The questions.

Most of us are probably blocked.

yeah tweets asking about ice girls will lead to that.

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At the very least, since the SCORE didn't celebrate drinky, I hope Jason Goff arranged a party for drinky. Maybe even something at his bad ass crib. I hope they had top shelf booze, good food and strippers!!!!! That's how drinky should be sent off.

Goff: Damn right I did that, playa!!!!

Beardown: Did you invite Bernstein?

Goff: Bitch, please!!!!

Beardown: I know. Of course not.

Another possible theory...

I always thought that the hosts get the endorsements for their shows. I always thought Boers gave part of his half of the pie to drinky. Maybe that stopped once he was gone. I think the quarter cycle of ads ended. Cuz I've noticed that they have new sponsors now. So maybe Bernstein said "No soup for you". Maybe Goff said the same. That offended the great drinky and he quit.

Just a thought.

do you read things before hitting submit...? this post could have been avoided

Don't know what that means.

That should be affixed to every post he makes.

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You should hang up your sneakers. Your done here. What's rally going on is maybe Boers have a third of the pie to drinky, not half. Half wouldn't make sense if you think about it because Boers has to show his wife the earnings otherwise she's gonna think he's got a side piece. So he gives a third to drinky and takes the rest home. Then drinky because he's a dumbass blows his proceeds on booze and needs to keep coming back to Uncle Terry because he's got an in. Then when Terry goes down with cancer drink see the writing on the wall and you know the rest. I think Terry gave him a third as hush money and Bernstein threatened to blow the lid off the arrangements, so Terry paid drinky to leave. Why else would he leave without anything else lined up? It's hush money. Just a thought​.

Still don't know what he meant on that specific post.



But I don't mind laughing like a Jason Goff fool like you all are doing. It's fun to laugh for no reason sometimes. Not as often as Goff, though.

To sum this thing up, here is what we've got. The theories. And they're not all mine. Some others have posted these suggestions.

He quit. I agree with that now. But he might have been forced. Pushed out by Mitch. For some of the following reasons. If not the other reasons might explain it.

1. Mitch told him he would have to take a pay cut.

2. Bernstein ripped away his endorsement deals. Deals that Terry allowed him to have.

3. Rehab. Somebody suggested this. I don't buy it because you would want the CBS insurance to do this. Mark Grote got a leave for this. So one would think drinky would have gotten the same. The ability to take a month on the company dime to take care of this.

4. Hatred for Bernstein. Simply couldn't stand being around him everyday. Once Boers left, his father figure, he didn't want to be around the brother he's always hated.

5. He's gonna become a priest!!!!! What he initially wanted to do. If so, I will find his parish and do confession with him. I'll bet I get snarky comments from him. Drinky to Beardown: Dude, really?

You guys can add more to the list of possibilities.

Who the fuck cares? He's a nobody

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It's bordering on mental illness.

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drinky: Fuck you!!!! Oh, and God bless you.

Isn't there a nearly 500 page thread about a part-time update person/weekend host?

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Different. She demands to be at the forefront of conversation. Matty is just a quiet nobody.

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I couldn't leave the list incomplete. I really think he thinks he's hot stuff. He thinks he's marketable. He thinks people analyze his every word and move. I know. I asked everyone I know if they know Drinky. It was unanimous: My mom had no idea.

He got too big for his britches. Made fotus mad. Mitch had to make a call. It all makes sense now.

No. Darkside isn't mentally ill. How dare you say that.

DAMN RIGHT

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I've got Doc as "Beerdown".

Very good, Doc. Keep it up.

The number of people who find either at all relevant is exactly zero.

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Nope. Gave up multing long ago save for the few that survived.

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You know me like that.

Whatever, weirdo.

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Ok. I believe you. I know you would never lie to me.

Brockmire still sucks.

I think the more interesting investigation would be to find who Librarian is.

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