Done with your show too. Good luck.
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Jason Goff
Jason Goff I don't need your luck. I've got talent and a 3 year deal. You follow me for a reason.

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Great response!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Remember all those times Goff has confronted people on the air ? Me either .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

As Goff would say: "THERE IT IS, PLAYA."

This is the compromising information Goff held over Drinky. He knew Mitch signed him for 3 years. Drinky didn't know. Becuz he's a dumbass he thought he signed him for 1 year. Little did he know. He stuck around assuming he would replace Goff.

Then Goff dropped it. He said: "I'M HERE FOR 3 YEARS, DUMBASS CRACKA!"

Drinky:

Something was going on like I've been saying.

I win. Again.

the sanctimonious national nba talk that consumes B&G... is offputting, especially when it comes from Jason "Gar Foreman is for sure fired" Goff...

This is Curious Hair.

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He's going to crow about a 3 year deal? He should thank the Cubs that they have talent because no one is tuning in to hear him.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He's right. Congrats, Jason.

He will be back on Facebook 2 weeks after signing that deal.

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You know me like that.

Yeah very brave I'd quit this social media platforms but for ________ stance he's taking there .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

i find it awfully amusing that now that Goffralopithicus has reached THE PROMISED LAND [i.e. he's got a flagship/drivetime radio show gig in a top-3 USA radio market at a station he layed roots at-- congrats dude] he suddenly doesn't need that SOCMED[ia] ALS he was meticulously building up for years [you know, the one he went out of his way to let everyone know stanicalypse couldn't be a part of =] so now he's literally too good for facebook?! ahhahahahahahaha.... holy shit! what a surprise, huh? if he doesn't necessarily have FUCK YOU MONEY he's definitely got FUCK YOU STATUS now, so on to the proper FUCK YOUs, eh? =P

he's not wrong in that yenta-ing it up on facebook is stupid.... i've personally d/evolved into just kind of doing my thing on instagram and dropping ~95% of those posts onto facebook as my new "content" -- maybe once every few weeks i'll go about 5mins deep down into my latest news feed and hit people's posts up with [much-needed] comments..... but overall i honestly think instagram has kind of usurped both facebook and twitter because it's lighter [in terms of content-density] and less formal than facebook [i.e. you don't have to swear to a couple deities + interpol that you're using your real name] and it's more substantive than twitter..... so i think using that to simulcast a life of "a picture is worth 1000 words" and then dropping whatever to facebook/twitter [with the latter being a better medium for one off comments like HEY @CELE1BRITY I THINK THAT BEARD YOU GOT IS 9/10THS HILARIOUS AND 1/10THS CREEPY" =]

otherwise.... yeah you know, sheeeeit, since i'm probably too old and curmodgeonly to snapchat or find out what the fuck a kik is, i think instagram's the way to go nowadays.... and you know what the #1 reason why is? CUZ EVERYONE STILL GETS TO SEE YOUR FUCKING KIDS!!!! [and no this actually isn't a shot at goff Himself, just a quixotic cause i've had for years.... let your kid/s put themselves on instagram/internetl don't do it yourself! give em a chance!]

TLDR = now that goff has reached his [likely?] career-apex he doesn't need the little people chattering up his facebook feed with the banalities of their bullshit lives anymore, so y'all need to pipe down and cool out like big-daddy-mazara-beard over here! =]

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you have a rather vanilla/bland way of saying HOT TAKE!!!!! dude =P

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but other than his hardcore ALS, you know, i can't say i've ever gone to a rap show and heard people in the crowd like DAMN YOU HEARD WHAT THAT DUDE JASON GOFF BEEN TALKING ABOUT ON THE SCORE!??! CHECK IT OUT...

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It's funny how Goff hates facebook for the flaws that he explained. Yet he's the one that outs gay people on the radio. Guess the bad stuff that happens on facebook shouldn't be allowed. But it's cool if it happens on the radio. If he does it.

He's the same as the horrible facebook people.

Three years of 2.2 and 2.1 shares when the Cubs aren't on? OK then.

"You'll be back. Those other guys don't move anything in your soul. You don't feel shit when you listen to them. You'll be back. And I'll be here when you return."

Don't move anything in your soul? What the fuck?

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Despite all the bravado, Goff does a poor job hiding his insecurity issues on-air and online.

You know what's dumber than Facebook? Someone who can't figure out how to save his pictures without it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Good for Goff. Well earned after a long way working his way up.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah. Goff often gets a little over dramatic. He's also started taking himself to seriously. You're doing sports talk, Jason. You're not moving souls. Whatever the hell that means anyway.

Congrats on the 3 year deal.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I concur ... it reads letter-perfect.

I also think he's Milt Rosenberg (the mult, not the guy) ... I hope that one also has a long and none-too-rare bored presence.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

It's probably not, but I wouldn't be entirely surprised to learn that Beardown is Beerdown.

Except Beerdown isn't quite AS Beardown as it would be if Beardown was actually Beerdown.

Beerdown is a great mult because you know it's not Beardown, but it is soooo much like Beardown that you have to question your reality. Like those Discover card commercials where the person on the phone and the person in the call center look just enough alike to make you wonder if they're twins or the same person.

i can't deny that goff has made "failing upwards" an artform over the last few years =P

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you rang? =P

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Jason writes with the alcohol-fueled confidence and melodramatic verbosity of a Real Housewife.

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Holy shit did he actually write that?

Yes.

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Wow. Goff cut his teeth in this business producing a show that was predicated on not taking itself too seriously, and made fun of others in the business for taking themselves too seriously. Now he is posting things about his "talent" and how he "moves your soul". He's officially jumped the shark of sports-talk radio.