Yessir. Fuck those New York fans!!!

Cue the 3 hours worth of combined coverage across the ESPN networks debating whether or not Mr. Met should be fired.

https://streamable.com/tvolt

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I thought I just heard on WGN 9 that they were gonna find a new Mr. Met.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I like Punjabi Met the best...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDdDWXhCQOw

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

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Met fandom seems like an act of futility.

We are kind of fools here fighting over the crumbs of two championships in a century. You would have to be mentally ill to live in New York and not be a Yankee fan.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

MIMFMB - Mentally Ill Mets Fan Message Board

Get on it, Peeps.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

when i went to shea stadium in sept 2008 i remember going off to one of their smoking sections [CIVILIZATION!!!!!] and having a smoke with a mets fan. he asked what i thought about shea and i was trying to be diplomatic like "uhhhh, it's certainly rustic.... i mean it takes you back to the bygone era of the 60s with the ballpark layout and..." and he cut me off to go "NO.... IT'S A DUMP..... BUT IT'S OUR DUMP AND DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING FORGET THAT!!!!!

New York Mets Baseball: IT'S OUR DUMP AND DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING FORGET THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did.Not.Happen.

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