Note: Never been but this is apparently just a trendy pizzeria. Some view this dress code as racist or geared towards the poor. I'm not sure about that but it certainly seems excessive and broad.

The full dress code:

• No bad attitude or behavior

• No excessively baggie, sagging, ripped, dirty, frayed, overly flashy or bright clothing

• No matching colors of the shoes, hat and/or shirt

• No Hawaiian, tie dye, floral, skull prints or anything else obnoxious

• No gang attire (leather cuts, colors or insignia) and no camouflage

• No embellishments or statement jackets, shirts, beanies or hats

• No rude, vulgar or offensive clothing

• No overly large purses or bags. Backpacks must be coat checked if available

• No skateboards, hoverboards or animals

• No plain white tees, long tees, denim, flannel (not even around one's waist) or zippers on shirts

• No cut-off shirts, deep V-necks, undershirts or mesh shirts. Tank tops before 6 p.m. only

• No sports jerseys (except during games and of the appropriate team)

• No Tapout, Ed Hardy, Affliction or MMA brands

• No shearling/fur, leather, jean jackets, short-sleeve hoodies or overly long hoodies

• No puffer/quilted jackets or vests and no novelty sweaters

• No hoodies underneath shirts or jackets

• No overalls, cargo, bleached/stone/acid-washed, odd-colored or leather pants

• No joggers, manpris, drop crotch pants or pants with numerous zippers

• No athletic wear, like Under Armour, sweats, gym shoes and etc.

• No compression pants underneath shorts or rolled-up jeans

• No jean shorts, and other shorts must be no longer than 1 inch past your knees

• No Jordans, Nike Air Max or Air Force [shoes]

• No high tops, high socks or athletic sneakers (Chucks and Vans are allowed)

• Shoes are required at all times (no sandals after 8 p.m.)

• Dress boots must be fully laced up (no work boots)

• Hats must be worn at all times (no stickers or tags)

• No brimless headgear

• No male jewelry (chains are not allowed in the establishment at all)

• No visible tattoos on neck, face or hands

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*No Blacks

*No Mexicans

*Jews allowed but(have to make over 136K/year)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I've never heard of this place but I'll bet you a stickered hat and a statement jacket that it's somewhere north and east of the river and south of Division.

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This has to be a marketing ploy gone wrong. Who the fuck is going to read that entire list? Did they hire sini to pen that thing?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

That's the only thing that approaches making any sense of this.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

If this is true, they have every right to do it and we have every right to tell them they are fucking idiots and not go there.

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Might losing their liquor license anyway: https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/2017060 ... iver-north

The funniest thing is that the only shoes that seem to be allowed are the uber-whiteboy Chuck Taylors and Vans.

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Freedom is our Strength.

i know some vapid blonde skank that bartends there.....seems like the worst kind of place for the worst kind of people

"changing your appearance will not change the decision"

No means no you balcks or hispanics.

You have to draw a line somewhere.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

They have been a serious public nuisance since opening. I know they are on someone's radar.

I think the obtained a liquor license as a restaurant but they turn into a club at about 9 pm

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Bottled Blonde sounds like the name of one of those bands you'd see written in chalk on the door of the Empty Bottle when you're walking down western on a Wednesday evening.

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That's literally every "restaurant" in River North.

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the bit about how your hats can't match your shirt AND/OR your shoes is a dealbreaker for me. seriously, your [baseball] hats have to "rhyme" with either your shirts or your shoes unless you're doing something like, say, all camo outfit and a red hat because you "encourage the headshot"

of course, the other bit about how you have to wear "proper" jerseys = LOL CUBS ONLY = fuck off you literally don't deserve my classy-ass down there giving you $$$. ask gloria gaynor about my further thoughts on "what it would be like WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUU" (-Ja Rule.... but he's not the link =)

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Freedom is our Strength.

Well my sister, the Northbrook-residing carrier of the big purse, is OUT.
Her husband, the vikings fan, is OUT.
My wife, the occasional wearer of jean shorts, is OUT.
As for me, other than a ski cap for sub zero weather, don't even own a hat. OUT.

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if you're all white, you're IN