sinicalypse wrote:
hey we're not looking for puns, we're looking for illuminati jokes here guys! illuminati jokes!
You know. There was a pair of guys that jumped over to their previous employer's rival back in 96. Talented guys, popular guys. Then they took the jump and got arguably the most popular guy in that industry's history and he joined their squad, instantly making him the most hated guy in that industry. Hell, even the president of that company joined up.
Soon, MANY in that company joined suit, taking their group from being something special, a powerful group, to just being the group everyone was in. The group splintered, but as time went on, they couldn't recapture the magic.
The company soon went out of business, but the group resurfaced with their rival a couple of years later. It wasn't the same. It was sterilized. Not allowed to breathe like it had in the past. They couldn't recapture the magic.
They tried again to get the band back together in a new rival a few years later, but by then, everyone was either too old, or their personal demons caught up to them.
Hey yo, that group was the New World Order.
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Darkside wrote:
Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)