Above ground pools.
A car with one door a completely different color.
You own a spit... over a firepit... which you ignite with motor oil.
A tree dedicated for peeing on.
Fart blossoms.
Tarps covering raccoon damage to the roof.
Bird feeders being used as game bait.
Pork brain in milk gravy.
Tractor tire sand box.
Beer straws.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

It's healthy you can admit this.

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Toilet flower pot
Rusty car sitting in the lawn

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

What the heck is a fart blossom?

It's when a bloomin' onion sits in the fridge overnight.

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I feel silly answering this...
but its the flame you get when lighting a fart with a lighter.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm just trying to figure how redneck I am leash and google tells me that while your definition could be a precursor to a fart blossom, it is not entirely accurate.

Flagpole flying American flag on top, favorite NASCAR driver right beneath
Old tractor tire used as a flower bed in the front yard
Matching duct tape suit and prom dress

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

"Back Off"/Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
Decal of Chevy peeing on Ford (or vice versa)
Pronouncing insurance "INsurance"

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I think of above ground pools as being more cop than redneck in this part of the country.

I can't think of a cop who doesn't have one.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I've got a neighbor behind me who is Cook County Sheriff's Office and one across the street who was Oak Forest Police and they both have above ground pools.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Are they mustache heroes of yours?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

No, they are clean shaven bastards.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I hope that's true. In the parish in which I was raised, only the people with "money" had pools--and they were always above-ground. In fact, I didn't know above-ground pools were considered trashy until Samantha Bee intimated as much . . . all of which means I may be lower than I thought I was.

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Samantha Bee may actually be the most irritating person on television.

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I swim in a public pool with foreigners dressed in their regular clothes, so I am far down on the social hierarchy as well

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Wrong. This gets filed under Hipster Parents now.

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Confederate flag/Don't Tread On Me bumper stickers
Loud pipes on jacked-up pickup trucks
T-shirts with the sleeves cut off
Calling it I-talian dressing

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Pickup Truck with an orange construction cone in the bed.
Chewing Grizzly instead of an actual quality brand of dip.

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Fat dude with t-shirt sleeves cut off

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fargin iceholes

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On a dodge pick up truck of course.

Driving on a 55mph high way with a non leashed large dog in the back of your... Flatbed truck.

Seen that first hand up here.

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Going slow. Saw that on I-90 between Bozeman and Belgrade when Montana had the glorious "Reasonable and Prudent" speed limit.

I actually think it was a Montana plate I saw while driving on hwy 2 in Williston.

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Alsip, IL

I was going to say looking like a 40-something, burnt-out, sleepy-eyed, Bob Newhart, but I was sure that you would beat me to it.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Coming home from Denver on Thanksgiving weekend, I nearly died driving this. My '98 Contor did not have what it took to drive thru the pass in the snow. However the weather on either side of the pass was perfect. Land in Billings around 11, driving thru Belgrade about 2, and it starts snowing. I had some minor slippage going up, but nothing too crazy. Coming back down was a different story. I was going pretty slow, maybe 35mph. I felt my car going faster as I was on a downslope, so I barely tapped the brakes and immediately started fishtailing. I couldn't regain control, so now I'm sliding down this interstate sideways. Its a drop to the left of me, and just a ditch to the right. I start going more left than right, so now I've got my hand on the door handle ready to bail if needed. I ended up getting control back and made it back to my dorm room just in time to see Brady juke the shoes off of Urlacher.

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