So, I am good for shitting twice a day. My wife shits like once a week. She says that's normal.

What say you?

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I shit 7 times a day. I can't remember the last time I took a solid dump.

Generally once a day.

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I'm pretty sure the answer is once a day though

Once most days. Sometimes for me there's a day where it takes four rounds within an hour or two, but I've been told by a doctor that is a side effect of one of my meds.

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You should fuck her up the ass more often.

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Thought this was going to be a thread about spanking it.

Answer is the same regardless.

Twice a day.

For the 2nd one, make sure to sit on your hand to make it numb before you start.

On average probably twice a day. Consumption of beer, coffee, White Castle, and certain tacos may sometimes increase the movement of bowels by 2-5 times.

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Always first thing in morning after a big piss. Then at night around 5-6 if I had a good lunch of like Taco Smell or other food that makes ya go fairly quick after eating.

Not if she is compacted.

I would hope you sonsabitches have stock in ass-paper or something.

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Two times a day. Maybe 3

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It depends on what I've eaten that day or the day before. Some nights, I'll go 3-4xs. Others once. During the day I usually don't go @ all.

Once a day - almost around the same time.

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Not a mult.

Once in the morning right after waking up, and again in the afternoon after coming home from work
Like clockwork baby
I won't do it outside of my house unless it's an bonafide emergency

its supposed to be once a day around the same time

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Do you have a pet name for your toilet? Do you call it baby or she like some sane people call their cars. Or can you not go in public settings? Do tell.

Think it might be time for someone to stop posting for the night

Once or twice a day but I generally don't keep a log of said activity.

Peoria Matt approves.

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9-10 every morning. sometimes 1 or 2 more times in there somewhere.

you should poop 2-3 times a day ideally per my doctor.

Once in the morning while I'm getting ready. Maybe once or twice more during the day, depending on what I ate, but that's occasional.

What drives me nuts is when it makes me want to sleep for 3-4 hours beforehand. Happens once every couple of weeks, happened yesterday afternoon.

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So funny. Wife and I were discussing this Saturday heading out to dinner.

I'm 3-4 times daily. She's once every 2-3 days.

Per extensive Googling, both are 'normal'

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