To a 25 yo that then had to go to Tesco to buy a suit because he didn't have one

Tesco is on its heals ala Sears. Well not that bad, but they're getting hammered. And yes everyone wears a suit and drinks at lunch!

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You see that douche behind Corbyn? Lol

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Blue is conservative everywhere but the United States because media liberals pissed their pants at associating the Democrats with red.

SNP is done. They're losing to Labour and the Tories.

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165-138 Labour so far. May needs to go even if the Tories pull this one out.

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Lord Buckethead just showed up! And the guy dressed as Elmo? You guys seeing this...

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No, I'm listening to BBC Radio 4. Theresa May is talking now after winning (teehee) Maidenhead. She should be resigning.

167-143! Hang in there!

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Yeah the SNP is done. If you havent seen the Maidenhead constituency stage, you are missing the biggest collection of rejects ever assembled.

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CH, there are about 12 candidates on stage there. One is dressed in an Elmo suit, another guy calling himself buckethead, and a guy dressed like a cowboy. My son and I just chit in our pants at these guys..

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Reports are that May will indeed step down if the Tories don't get a majority (they won't). So the next Prime Minister will either be Jeremy Corbyn or motherfuckin' BORIS

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It will be Boris. Conservatives should get 318 and Sinn Fein will drop the required number from 326 to 323 or 322 so there will be enough in the smaller parties to form a coalition.

Say what you will about Boris, but he was at least a competent mayor of London. I think competent is what you need and sets them ahead of us when it comes to government. (low bar I know)

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Boris is Trump. Britain is centralized. Mayors have zero authority or power.

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Labour probably could have won this if they had someone other than Corbyn at the helm. He's too crazy for most to envision as Prime Minister and a lot of remainers blame him for the Brexit vote as he didn't push hard enough in some of the Labour strongholds that voted leave.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Boris's hair looks like Trump, but I'd say the similarities end there.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

No no no, I can't handle Trump and Boris together on the world stage.

An SNP this decimated may have no choice but to align with Labour. They're -14 now, ouch. Scottish separatism was dumb anyway.


lol wut? Labour is doing as well as they're doing precisely because Corbyn inspired so many people to vote. Corbyn keeps winning while all the lukewarm grey Blairites like Owen Smith and Ed Miliband get their asses kicked.

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Have you ever read Boris' quotes? Trump.

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CH glad you showed up. I knew you would. In another time, KD, you and I would be aligned politically. We're not as far apart as it seems. I am the outlier I know, so it's wholly my fault.

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I would be a social liberal/fiscal moderate in a world where neoliberalism hadn't plunged millions of Americans into despair, yeah.

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The votes for Labour are votes of people upset over Brexit. After 7 years of austerity, Brexit, and May's awful campaign, the Tories could've actually lost if Labour had someone at the top who could be viewed as material for 10 Downing. Corbyn doesn't fit that bill.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

He says some dumb things, but at the end of the day he understands government and knows how his system works (unlike our current dumbass who can't pay attention for longer than 5 minutes).

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Corbyn's bad. He won't last....

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If Labour replaces Corbyn, they get 10 Downing during the next vote, no question about it.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Labour rebelled and lost. The party members voted for him in the leadership contest with about 2/3 of the vote.

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It's so fucked up, you have to laugh, terrorist Oglethorpe.

We have a president with such a short attention span that they have to rearrange agendas to suit his lack of interest. Simply amazing.

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Nicole Sturgeon doing damage control. She done.

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Lol at the bumblebee behind Corbyn.

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Replace him with whom? VOTERS REALLY LIKE JEREMY CORBYN, it's just nerds who write op-eds who hate him. I mean, as a pro-Israel hardliner, I'm as troubled by his sympathies to Muslims as you are, but the guy gets it done in elections. All their gains tonight are because of Corbyn.

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Harsh words from The Mail. Love that they pick out Clegg to shit on.

May done, a Cameron come back?

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