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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:53 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Gay's just upset because his dad hasn't come back from buying cigarettes.

Can you blame his dad?

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:10 am

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Hockey Gay has two older brothers.

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Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:24 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Hockey Gay has two older brothers.

He seems like the daddy issues type.

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:41 am

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i have 3 daughters, i just couldn't chance a 4th. we are trying to garner a boy through foster care so my chances of a super athlete are pretty high.

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pittmike

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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:43 am

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hnd wrote:

i have 3 daughters, i just couldn't chance a 4th. we are trying to garner a boy through foster care so my chances of a super athlete are pretty high.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:45 am

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I have 3 kids. Nomination supported.

I only wanted 2.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:10 pm

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I have three, only wanted two but we only had two pregnancies... Do I get a special dispensation? Clearly my swimmers are so alpha that they just kept fertilizing eggs at will.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:23 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I have three, only wanted two but we only had two pregnancies... Do I get a special dispensation? Clearly my swimmers are so alpha that they just kept fertilizing eggs at will.

All I have to do is wave Mr. Happy in front of the vagina and Boom. When I was in the process of divorcing wife #1 my present and final wife was already living with me. March 2003. She bet I could not have her pregnant by May 2003. Wrong. My youngest born Feb. 2004. We married 2/7/04 a week before the birth.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:29 pm

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Well, I am man who had to be snipped twice to get the job done because, well, I apparently have Wolverine like healing power six years later.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:33 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Well, I am man who had to be snipped twice to get the job done because, well, I apparently have Wolverine like healing power six years later.

Oh shit really

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:37 pm

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Scooter wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Well, I am man who had to be snipped twice to get the job done because, well, I apparently have Wolverine like healing power six years later.

Oh shit really

Yeah, it was odd. It sucks to have it done once....but twice. Luckily it has been second time a charm. And we only have two kids.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:44 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Scooter wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Well, I am man who had to be snipped twice to get the job done because, well, I apparently have Wolverine like healing power six years later.

Oh shit really

Yeah, it was odd. It sucks to have it done once....but twice. Luckily it has been second time a charm. And we only have two kids.

Are you sure :lol:

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Caller Bob

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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:11 pm

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Pulte did his vasectomy the 1st time.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:19 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Pulte did his vasectomy the 1st time.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:26 pm

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Scooter wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I have three, only wanted two but we only had two pregnancies... Do I get a special dispensation? Clearly my swimmers are so alpha that they just kept fertilizing eggs at will.

You know she tricked you into raising someone else's kid, right?

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:55 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Pulte did his vasectomy the 1st time.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:20 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Scooter wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

I have three, only wanted two but we only had two pregnancies... Do I get a special dispensation? Clearly my swimmers are so alpha that they just kept fertilizing eggs at will.

You know she tricked you into raising someone else's kid, right?

No I know my daughter is mine. She can hit a softball and play volleyball without falling down. All Kell could do was pitch.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Men with more than two kids

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:28 pm

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I guess I might be snapping out of things. I almost made a joke here.

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