So far today im 0/3 on offers of something cold to drink after fixing an ac.

So far today im 0/3 on offers of something cold to drink after fixing an ac.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

They heard you put Terry in the same sentence with Dicaro.

You don't deserve anything to drink.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

I think if you put your pants back on, you'd get a lot more offers for a frosty glass of ice cold lemonade.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

People don't respect or appreciate what you do. Too many assholes

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

I don't know about that. I think part of it is frustrated anger. If you're calling an HVAC guy to come out, you pretty much know that you have several thousands of dollars waiting in your future.

I don't know about that. I think part of it is frustrated anger. If you're calling an HVAC guy to come out, you pretty much know that you have several thousands of dollars waiting in your future.

50% of that is on equipment, the other half goes to his company and the remaining 10% maybe goes to the tech. I dunno. It's not like the tech is getting 3 grand in cash. But then again, you are the dope that thinks it's totally cool for an airline to beat up a chink. So GRAIN OF SALT!!! right?

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

50% of that is on equipment, the other half goes to his company and the remaining 10% maybe goes to the tech. I dunno. It's not like the tech is getting 3 grand in cash. But then again, you are the dope that thinks it's totally cool for an airline to beat up a chink. So GRAIN OF SALT!!! right?

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

That's some bullshit. It's 900 fucking degrees outside. People are assholes.

I was told taking them off would help.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Wait, so the individual tech isn't pocketing all the money himself?!?!?!

And if I was on that plane, you would have heard me cheering in the video when they knocked him the fuck out. I got places to be my man, quick fucking up my day.

0 for 7 now.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Wait, so the individual tech isn't pocketing all the money himself?!?!?!

And if I was on that plane, you would have heard me cheering in the video when they knocked him the fuck out. I got places to be my man, quick fucking up my day.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

I dont always like to ask customers if i could use their bathroom. Ive been told that a professional doesnt do that, although any time ive had a worker in my house i always point out the bathroom. So i have a 1 gallon water bottle in my truck. As the truck is big enough to stand in i just hop in back close the door and pee in a bottle.

A couple years ago i went to a no cooling call. The problem was that the system was low on refrigerant. This is not uncommon in old systems such as this one but the customer was convinced Obama stole her refrigerant. I said i can dona leak search and try to pinpoint the leak if you like. She said no need. She knows where it went. Obama stole it. I gassed up the system and asked her how she plans on keeping obama from stealing her refrigerant again. She said "i have ways"

Its not uncommon to find condensers stolen from peoples yards, particarly as you vet closer to the city. Had a call earlier this june and found that the whole damn outdoor coil had been stolen. The customer asked me if i could fix it as she was having company in a hour. I said we'd need to install a new ac. She was shocmed that i didnt just have one in my truck and couldnt have it up and running within the hour. At 7pm.

An older lady called in convinced that a bird was stuck in her ductwork. She said she could hear it tweeting. In fact she said she could hear it tweeting every 90 seconds. I told her i could fix the problem if she had a 9 volt battery. She asked if i was going to electrify the ductwork. I said no i think i sbould start by changing the batteries in yuour smoke detector. That resolved the bird issue.

Went to a furnace maintenance in algonquin in 2012. When i got to the basement there was just this stench of rotting shit... homeowner tells me to ignore it, it just the dead squirrels. I counted 7 of them down there in various states of decay before i stopped looking around and de-assed the area with the quickness.

Its not unusual to find dead animals in the flue pipes of furnaces that cause pressure switch or blocked vent safety switch failures but one custoner insisted i planted the half rotted bird in the flue myself to sell service calls. Those birds dont live in illinois she told me. I said do you think im importing birds and sneaking into peoples homes and stuffing them into furnaces on the chance they'll call my company of all the service companies and we'll get a couple hundred bucks for the fix? She said absolutely and told me to leave.

Before i brough a pee jug with me i was sent to an EMERGENCY heating call. I was told to hurry because the homeowner told the dispatcher shed die if she didnt have heat immediately. I drove there from my last call, took about an hour. When i diagnosed the problem and went upstairs to quote her the repair price before starting the work i said by the way may i impose upon you to use your restroom for a quick second? Ive bad lots of coffee tbis morning and hurried here without stopping. She said "No! I have CHILDREN".

I can see a few people just not giving a shit but that is crazy. Is this the norm or is it a bad streak?

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

2 for 9. Not terrible.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I don't like white rappers.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Actually, I let our furnace guy from 4 Seasons pee when he came to do our yearly furnace tuneup. The guy let out this huge sigh mid-pee, but its not like I was going to tell him to pee in a jug or anything.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Four seasons might be the worst heating contractor ever.
I wouldnt ever use them. I am constantly fixing theor fuckups when they refuse to stand behind their work.

I don't like white rappers.