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Furious Styles

Post subject: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:37 pm

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pizza_Place: Dino's

Really tied the room together.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:39 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
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Location: RST Video
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Fucking Nihilist

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:41 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Location: Wrigley
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But does anyone pee on a Juggs? Besides himself of course.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:45 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina

This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:45 pm

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
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pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

Yeah, well at least I'm housebroken.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:50 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender.

Come on man

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:53 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
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Location: RST Video
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chaspoppcap wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender.

Come on man

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:55 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Location: Wrigley
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sjboyd0137 wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender.

Come on man

Yes well played chas.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:02 pm

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Had a friend in college get completely shitfaced and when we got back to the apartment he just stood up in his room and pissed on the rug with the door wide open

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:04 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Had a friend in college get completely shitfaced and when we got back to the apartment he just stood up in his room and pissed on the rug with the door wide open

"Friend"

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:30 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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denisdman wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender.

Come on man

Yes well played chas.

Agreed.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:33 pm

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I generally maintain a convincing level of sobriety up until the point where I'm absolutely fucking hammered... so I rarely appear wasted... but I have pissed in random places a couple times without remembering. Once, it was next to my friend's head as he slept on the floor.

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Curious Hair wrote:

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:34 pm

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm
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leashyourkids wrote:

This is the guy that beat me in March?

The carpet pisser?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:36 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Did FF wake up?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:30 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
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Location: RST Video
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I pissed on my treadmill after a night at the bar. My wife woke up and asked me what I was doing. I apparently said I had to pee and found the nearest tree. Then proceeded into the bathroom to take a shit.

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Sometimes I pee on a rug

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:10 pm