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A sleeping man in India was bitten by a lethally venomous snake. When he awoke realized that he was going to die he bit into his wife's arm in an attempt to spread the venom so they could die together.

The man did end up dying but his wife was saved by doctors because there was still time to treat her.

The incident happened in Birsingpur village in the Samastipur district.

According to Gulf News, Shankar Rai went up to his wife Amiri Devi and bit her hands saying that he loved her very much and wanted to depart this world together.

They reportedly both fell unconscious and were rushed to a hospital.

Devi said her husband wanted them to remain united in the afterlife.


Should have moved out of that neighborhood a while ago.

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A snake bite can transform you into a venomous creature? Is that a real thing?

That's like superhero stuff.

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Why would you want to give up being a bachelor in Heaven?

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Why would you want to give up being a bachelor in Heaven?

You can't get to heaven by biting people in the arm.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Why would you want to give up being a bachelor in Heaven?


Odd because don't they believe in reincarnation?
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Why would you want to give up being a bachelor in Heaven?


Odd because don't they believe in reincarnation?



...forget it he's rolling

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
A snake bite can transform you into a venomous creature? Is that a real thing?


That is my one lingering question as well. I guess science by Spiderman is next.

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Seacrest wrote:
likemarsen wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Why would you want to give up being a bachelor in Heaven?


Odd because don't they believe in reincarnation?



...forget it he's rolling
Yeah, but that is clearly wrong. There is no evidence that reincarnation exists.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
A snake bite can transform you into a venomous creature? Is that a real thing?

That is my one lingering question as well. I guess science by Spiderman is next.

You guys act like vampires are a thing that somebody dreamed up for a book -- snakes work the same way as vampires.

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newper wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
A snake bite can transform you into a venomous creature? Is that a real thing?

That is my one lingering question as well. I guess science by Spiderman is next.

You guys act like vampires are a thing that somebody dreamed up for a book -- snakes work the same way as vampires.


Guy should have had a garlic necklace.
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newper wrote:
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
A snake bite can transform you into a venomous creature? Is that a real thing?

That is my one lingering question as well. I guess science by Spiderman is next.

You guys act like vampires are a thing that somebody dreamed up for a book -- snakes work the same way as vampires.


I guess I should have paid better attention during the lessons of Creature Feature as a kid instead of cowering in fear I guess. :lol:

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A sleeping man in India was bitten by a lethally venomous snake. When he awoke realized that he was going to die he bit into his wife's arm in an attempt to spread the venom so they could die together.

Now that's what I call toxic masculinity.

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I'm calling BS, you can't pass venom to another person by biting them after you were bitten. 1: you don't have fants to inject. 2: any venom in your body would be very diluted and any you pass would be below any dose that would cause problems.

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I'm calling BS, you can't pass venom to another person by biting them after you were bitten. 1: you don't have fants to inject. 2: any venom in your body would be very diluted and any you pass would be below any dose that would cause problems.


fants?

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Why would you want to give up being a bachelor in Heaven?

You can't get to heaven by biting people in the arm.

You can't get to heaven stealing my bit.
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OldNavyPreacher wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Why would you want to give up being a bachelor in Heaven?

You can't get to heaven by biting people in the arm.

You can't get to heaven stealing my bit.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @This mult.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
A snake bite can transform you into a venomous creature? Is that a real thing?

That's like superhero stuff.



I'm thinking no way, sounds like hoeseshit to me.

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