I bought a toddler song book so I can sing to my kid so he doesn't grow up with no verbal skills off Amazon. I didn't look at the song list but only read the description which had very little to do with Jesus. I flipped it open and saw one song was about God being great or some dumb stuff. It turns out the whole book is taking normal songs and making them some God Squad BS. Even Old MacDonald gets shine blocked by God creating all these animals with Old MacDonald getting a minimal shoutout.

Oh, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star? It turns out only God knows how many stars there are. Take that know-it-all scientists!

I don't know who this Zacchaeus guy is either, but he sounds like a dick who climbed a tree to see Jesus.

Amazon really needs to have a "WARNING: Religious Propaganda" on products. I'm afraid if I let my kid see this book he'll be the next Leah Remini or I'll have to waste tens of thousands of dollars a year on religious school!

I believe my civil rights have been violated once again by the Christian right.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm certain that your rights have been violated by this fraud. I hope you have the appropriate level of outrage.

If I were you, I'd sue & set Brick Jr up for life. Unless you want to pull a Bill Gates, then feel fre to make lifetime gifts to posters you deem worthy of no lower than 12 seeds.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

tl:dr #BoilerMakerSini

Can you refer me to someone willing to take up the case?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

If only leash was a lawyer...

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Why do you hate God people. Intolerant bastard.

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Elections have consequences.

Brick isn't a hater. He is just exercising his conscience occasionally.

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Why shouldn't I?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Because people should tolerate everyone including christians.

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Elections have consequences.

I believe in science.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Seriously though at least 50 percent of Christians are good.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Half of the Christians or like half of the actual Christians themselves?

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Elections have consequences.

Yes.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Saw them at the Vic last year. Great show. Nomination denied.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Sounds like a case of Divine Intervention to me.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Have a blessed day

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Poster of the Year. My kids thought I was ready for the looney bin, I laughed so hard.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

The same way you tolerated the Obama administration?

You forgot to log in as Baby McNown.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

No. This is me forgetting to log in as Baby McNown. You flaming asswipe. Go swallow Midget's chainsaw. Think about it. But you won't. Just like Drinky doesn't think about things. Cuz he's a dumbass.

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Elections have consequences.

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Oh, honey.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

One day every knee will bow and confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. You say disparaging things about Christ and Christians, but it will catch up to you in the end.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Welcome to the lawsuit.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

This is true, actually. His children will be able to reason without relying on fake old books written by drunk Jews in the desert.

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Drake,
Have you ever climbed a tree to find Jesus?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Stop being a jerk.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Adrian Peterson
Derrick Rose
Wendell Davis

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Serious question though...
Why does Jesus have such an ego? I mean, if i were the greatest at whatever it is he does outside of being the ultimate member of the lucky sperm club I'd just be content being me. I wouldnt need the entire population of the earth bowing to me with the punishment for not doing so burning in agony for eternity.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014