Welcome to the lawsuit.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Welcome to your tape.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I bought a toddler song book so I can sing to my kid so he doesn't grow up with no verbal skills off Amazon. I didn't look at the song list but only read the description which had very little to do with Jesus. I flipped it open and saw one song was about God being great or some dumb stuff. It turns out the whole book is taking normal songs and making them some God Squad BS. Even Old MacDonald gets shine blocked by God creating all these animals with Old MacDonald getting a minimal shoutout.

Oh, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star? It turns out only God knows how many stars there are. Take that know-it-all scientists!

I don't know who this Zacchaeus guy is either, but he sounds like a dick who climbed a tree to see Jesus.

Amazon really needs to have a "WARNING: Religious Propaganda" on products. I'm afraid if I let my kid see this book he'll be the next Leah Remini or I'll have to waste tens of thousands of dollars a year on religious school!

I believe my civil rights have been violated once again by the Christian right.

You should see what Disney does to your beloved classic rock songs in their hundreds of Kid's Bop productions

Disney doesn't pretend the stories actually happened.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

Serious question though...
Why does Jesus have such an ego? I mean, if i were the greatest at whatever it is he does outside of being the ultimate member of the lucky sperm club I'd just be content being me. I wouldnt need the entire population of the earth bowing to me with the punishment for not doing so burning in agony for eternity.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.