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IkeSouth

Post subject: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:29 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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A cute bartender I haven't seen in over a year... So I'm like wow! Hey whats up I haven't seen you in forever! And she swears up and down she talked to me a few days ago.

It's not just depressing its honestly weird. I haven't been to this bar in 15 months. Whatever. I guess I'm just an everyday regular motherfucker.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:32 pm

Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:46 pm
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pizza_Place: Giordano's

IkeSouth wrote:

When I've got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:36 pm

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
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pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

IkeSouth wrote:

I guess I'm just an everyday regular motherfucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:49 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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No always start with a simple compliment on what they're wearing

It's just weird because I never get mistaken for anyone. Especially from a girl. This was really weird. She was certain she had a conversation with me a few days ago at this very bar. Crazy because I used to come in here all the time, and she used to know what I drank and everything. I know she meets a ton of people every night but again I don't get mixed up with others.

Life never stops being fucked up I guess.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:17 pm

Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:15 pm
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Location: Small Fringe Minority
pizza_Place: John's

Your life sounds pathetic and terrible.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:26 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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Caller Bob wrote:

Your life sounds pathetic and terrible.

The sky is blue.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:03 pm

Joined: Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:46 pm
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pizza_Place: Giordano's

IkeSouth wrote:

I liked the first Back to the Future but the second one was better.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:47 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

I liked the first Back to the Future but the second one was better.

Choke on dick shaped shit motherfucker.

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Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:15 am

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IkeSouth wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

I liked the first Back to the Future but the second one was better.

Choke on dick shaped shit motherfucker.

Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 1:55 am

Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:55 am
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pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

Caller Bob wrote:

Your life sounds pathetic and terrible.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:36 am

Joined: Tue Aug 30, 2016 9:50 pm
Posts: 6721
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Chus wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

I guess I'm just an everyday regular motherfucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

Ike was the last time you had sex 2003?
:lol:

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Cashman

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:28 am

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:55 am
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pizza_Place: Giordano's

IkeSouth wrote:

Did you bang her?

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:56 am

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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Cashman wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

Did you bang her?

she avoided me like the plague. its like she didnt believe i wasn't the dude she was thinking about. that was just really fucking weird.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:25 am

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

I liked the first Back to the Future but the second one was better.

Choke on dick shaped shit motherfucker.

Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.

was Reb Brown your favorite Captain America?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Shitty bartenders

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:52 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.

Ike, what percentage of the things you say happen actually happen? Is the number in double digits?

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