What are some weird things you put on your food or weird ways you cook it?

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You should be able to steam peas before your wife can legally leave you alone with a toddler.

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I think that would hurt the rights of a lot of great dads.

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Make people eat meat on Fridays during Lent.

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I think it would improve humanity...but I also think that basic cooking skills are something everyone should have before they graduate high school at the latest...

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Hell yeah man

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This one is a no-brainer. One kind of idiot would get a deep dish pizza cut on carryout or delivery? That thing would be a giant mess before it got in the door of your house.

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Wow. Shit just got real.

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Kids should know how to do laundry before they go to college, too.

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Let's not ruin the thread with your preaching.

Anyone have anymore food thoughts before Boyd gets on his high horse again?

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Horse meat is probably not good.

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That's not exactly what I said. I don't care if you order your club sandwich with no mayo or your burger without onions. I don't even care if you put strange vegetables on your Italian beef. (I don't think you should be shocked when you get an eyeroll though.)

But when it's an obviously composed dish and you're adding or substracting ingredients? Fuck you!

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Restaurants should always put dressing on the side. I shouldn't need to ask.

Let me decide how much I want.

I know what you mean. When people at Subway don't get the sweet onion sauce on the chicken teriyaki, it's just like "What!? What planet do you live on!? This sandwich artist didn't go through Subway's training to compromise on flavor!"

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Mayonnaise should always have to be requested on food items. Never make it a default condiment.

Only like 25% of US population are sick fucks who like mayo. No reason to have us normal people always have to request no mayo.

It's not bad actually.

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Ketchup and Mustard should be on the side, too. That shit is fucking gross.

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I just think ketchup is a terrrible condiment. It doesn't make you a terrible and stupid person like ordering a steak well done does

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What about ordering a steak well done then covering it with ketchup?

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I mean once you cook it well done you can really only improve it from there regardless of what you do

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It should mandatory if anything. Also should be offered as a dipping sauce for fries.

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Dude, you are so ridiculously mean to Frank on this issue, he should smack you. If Frank wants to cook his steak on the surface of the sun, he has every right to.

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FF is correct.

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I don't remember this initial argument, but mayo is great on a variety of things. Mayo on a burger can literally make a bad one good. Kirkwood's probably too busy eating Hollandaise sauce over truffles to ever notice.

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I want my steaks bleeding, but I don't begrudge Frank for eating them however the hell he wants. If we're going to condemn Frank for something, let's do it for his baseball thoughts.

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Sure people can eat things however they want. Its just stupid to do it. Spend money on cheap meat if you're going to cook all the flavor out of it.

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Right. That's all I've ever said.

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Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

"I'm Jeffery Leving and I approve of leashyourkids' message!"

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Lean.. tender and pretty darn tasty when I ate it in France early 90's. Didn't know what it was till after the fact.