Drink refills of iced tea and soda at sit down restaurants should never cost extra.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Frank likes his steaks medium rare to medium. My wife prefers medium well to well done, and she will use A1. She's a nutjob.

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Bars and restaurants that play loud music should keep their doors closed.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

You should talk to Ms. Preckwinkle about that.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Don't serve squirrel unless it's offset in some sort of stew. Too gamey by itself.

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You got a good family burgoo recipe?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

No, my family isn't quite that redneck. I have eaten squirrel stew on several occasions though... or at least tried a little so I wasn't rude. The little river towns along the Mississipi take pride in that shit. It's awful, btw.

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Have a guy around here who goes around asking for permission to hunt squirrel and woodchuck all the time. If you say no he probably just trespasses anyways most likely. Somehow I picture his freezer being full of roadkill and other small critters. I mentioned it to a neighbor once and he laughed and told me I was more right than I thought. No thanks. Draw the line at hassenfeffer.

That's Telegram Sam's cousin getting ready for the opening of their new concept, BurgooBelly.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

A stopped clock might be right twice a day but a slow one might not be right for a few months. Ya know?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

George likes spicy chicken.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Mayo can stay the fuck in Indiana with Hank. Keep that shit outta my state.

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i think people that whine and cry about other peoples food choices are cucks

Agreed.

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What about mocking?

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allowable.

we went to a guys house a few years back and he cooked them start to finish in the oven. the entire time, he had to defend them because some other guy that was there was continually tlaking about how he NEEDED to cook them. I looked at my wife and was like am i like that? she said no but i was like from that day forward, people need to shut up and just eat shit the way you like it and don't whine about any other way food is prepared, especially if you aren't going to eat it.

the ribs were delicious by the way, he marinated them korean style and they were not like bbq smoked ribs but very good and tender.


this was only confirmed when i was watching travel channel and they had that idiot old fogey who runs superdawg and is like "WE REFUSE TO APPLY KETCHUP TO OUR HOT DOGS" you twat, you are serving boiled beef lips. its not even that great anyway.

Maybe we should change this to Food Confessions and we can all share some of the weird shit we eat.

I'll start:

When I make hot dogs at home, I put on coney sauce, squirt cheese, ketchup, mustard, and onion.

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What the fuck is coney sauce?


I forgo butter on corn on the cob and either go with BBQ sauce or ranch dressing.

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its like chili but different. super good.

confession - i eat food out of the trash at work...i'm 36, married, father of 3, and the head of a department.

more power to you but i can't think of many things grosser than watching someone eat corn on the cob lathered with ranch dressing.

To be fair, I don't lather...I dip...

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

he freaked out, i don't freak out when someone sees me. i'm just like, "wanna go halfsies?"

Interesting. Why would you eat out of the trash? Is there a food shortage?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

How bout a guy eating out of the trash?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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It was hovering.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

it is interesting. I can't really explain it. my uncle who is this kind of nutso lives in alaska and this was his thing and i kind of adopted it at an early age. it started when i worked as a dishwasher at a pizza place. they would bring back half eaten pizzas and i'd just throw them in a pizza box and take them home. then it kind of really reared its head in college when funds were sparse. guys woudl throw away tons of stuff that was perfectly fine. i used to collect pizza boxes full of crusts and eat them. At restaurants, i would finish peoples meals regularly. like people at other tables when they'd leave.

my wife has kind of pulled the reigns back on it a bit. she of course is disgusted by it.

but like a dude at work a month ago threw away in a container like 4 ribs from a local bbq restaurant. i'm not letting that go to waste. these people are monsters when it comes to left overs. its so beneath them. its ridiculous.

ranch is like the garbage spread of food. i don't fault people for enjoying it, its just gross watchign them enjoy it.

How does one factor allergies into this rule? One can ask for say, no tomatoes. But they were promptly added anyway. Is it permissible to remove the tainted fruit, or must one send it back and risk the meal being dropped on the floor and then returned sans toxic ingredient?