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Did.Not.Happen.

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I don't believe a word of that story. Not the splashing. Not the confrontation. Not the quote. Not his height and weight. That is fabricated from beginning to end.

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Whomst amongst us does not describe himself to others as "barrel-chested"?

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I just hope he got some sweet sweet feet pics.

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None of that happened. How fucking sad...

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Nevertheless, the Taurus guy persisted

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-- source

Hes a chubby goofy fuck.
No one is scared of him.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Can we crowdfund his ticket to North Korea?

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Just goes to show how little I know about the whole SJW movement.........
What is this fucktard's actual agenda?
Just from what I've gleaned, he's a hard drinking, sailor mouthed child protection officer with a wife and a kid or some shit.
Who is he trying to impress, or what is he trying to compensate for?
Because from what I can tell, he's just a homely fat dude that likes-to-fight and thinks he's way smarter than he actually is.
Is that pretty much it?

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Shots fired at the entire CFMB roster!

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Now you're on to something.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

He's a paypig, he's gonna have to do more than talk.

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You sure seem to know quite a bit of nomenclature regarding that stuff.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Right. Because it didn't happen. Just another made up hate crime on Twitter. This one with a barrel-chested superhero coming to the rescue.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

QCP seems like the type of guy that likes to say outrageous stuff. So for instance, if he were just to blurt out the slur "towel heads", he would take it on the proverbial chin from the Twittersphere. But by cloaking his slur as some imaginary quote of an Islamophobe, he can get away with it and still look like a barrel chested Jesus.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

That story isn't believable for a lot of reasons but one stands out. In that case, the best course of action would have been to follow the car and call the police to report the crime. This would have given him real consequences rather than simply having the fear of Allah put into him by a guy who is proud of being in Iowa(or Illinois, I don't really know where the Quad Cities are). It also would have been verifiable in the police report and may even have been a story that would have made the newspaper.

Instead, he called police after the fact supposedly and didn't stick around to see what would happen.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

"Towel head" is something a closet racist like him imagines that an evil overt racist would say.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Well, I mean, he is from the Quad Cities.

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What crime was even committed ? Again, following and then confronting people ( especially racist rednecks , after all he's south of I80 duh!) seems like a good way to get ventilated eventually .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'm sure they'd get him on reckless driving at a minimum.

In college, I actually saw a guy get pulled over for that exact thing(minus the racism). That guy is lucky the cops got him before I could because he wouldn't have wanted anything to do with an 170 pound freshman without a barrel chest.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Is there even a local Mosque in Moline? This script has 80s action movie dialogue.

Evil racist- Fucking towel heads!

Hero- You don't want any of this.

Delusions of himself as a hero. Coming to the the aid of damsels. Seems like the inner dialogue of James Hodgkinson.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

It's just so unbelievable. All he had to say was he saw the splashing and followed the car and called the police and gave them the plates. I still wouldn't believe it but it would pass the smell test at least.

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That part of his story seems to line up, East Moline and Kennedy Drive:

Islamic Center of Quad Cities
6005 34th Ave, Moline, IL 61265
icqconline.org

It's at corner of Kennedy and 34th.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Ok, 80's action movie. Which movie- John Candy in Who's Harry Crumb- a fat bumbling idiot who solves the case Inspector Gadget style?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

a late era Steven Segal

I think someone needs to tell him that the barrel has dropped from his chest to his midsection

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

let's call them and see if they've seen a guy fitting his description actually stop in there

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Introduce yourself as Towelie, the drug addict from South Park.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

use the term "barrel chested" in the description

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson