Holy shit!
https://twitter.com/BarstoolChief/statu ... 7088602112

Well that would free up some significant cap space.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

He's allergic to his jock strap. Stan, you did it again!

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I don't think it would.

Ok.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

If he can be LTIRed, no recapture penalty or cap hit

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Call me a cynic, but I always figured when Hoss wanted to hang it up, he would invent an injury (back pain or something hard to diagnose) so he can be put on LTIR ala Pronger.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

One of the best players of his era, a surefire Hall of Famer, and we don't have any championships without him.

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Amen

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Marian Hossa's wasted prime in Atlanta is downright tragic. 192 points in 162 games on the heels of the lockout when no one was watching, in Atlanta, where no one cared, and now the team has been all but wiped from memory.

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He played his prime in the dead puck era and still reached 500 goals and 1,000 points. That alone is amazing.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Hawks to make an official statement tomorrow.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I will forever be amazed that the 2003 Senators, featuring Martin Havlat, Daniel Alfredsson, Marian Hossa, and Zdeno Chara, went exactly as far as the 2017 Senators, featuring Erik Karlsson and crap.

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Scotty wins again.

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Elections have consequences.

Jay Z is saying this is probably the move he was told about a couple weeks ago.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Just checked my voicemail and that's what my guy is saying too, yeah.

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I know...Jay Z is as good at breaking Hawks stories as Larry was with the Bears

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

a memory from when 670 was still a fun station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zd5iUGG7hY

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Actually look in the off season thread I guessed this last week or something.

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Elections have consequences.

I wonder what the allergy is? Latex?

http://www.lockerroomdoctor.com/the-gun ... zing-rash/

Got this from another message board.

This is a shame. He is one of my kids favorite players. Not really sure how it became Hossa but from the very first game she saw in his first year she was a fan of hockey and he was her favorite.


Maybe Seabrook can be diagnosed with gout and go on ltir too

Why retire now? He still has like 12 years left on his contract, right?

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I get a mild but annoying case of contact dermatitis a few times a year, mostly on my calves but sometimes on my forearms. I have one just above my left ankle right now, it looks like a scrape which is perpetually 70% healed but takes forever to get better than that, it's been there for a month and will take another month to heal. Doctors think it is environmental exposure.

It is annoying as hell at my minor case level. What these guys are dealing with, I'd be suicidal.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

It was probably vaccines that caused it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Fuck him

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Truth

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If he would only go to a chiropractor

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Deep breathing will solve his issues.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

LTIR it is.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!