Why mention it?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I can't even talk shit to Sox fans anymore. I'm too embarrassed for them.

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It's very sad to see the subdivision crumbling.

Very sad.

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http://www.csnchicago.com/chicago-cubs/ ... ons-issues

Shit's going to hit the fan.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I always believe the woman's best friend

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

oh wow, didn't his predecessor starlin castro also beat up a woman?

and don't give me this "legal mumbo jumbo" -- i'm talking about the bernstein/dicaro standard of "we'll never know what happened that night" so yeah, shit, why do the chicago cubs hate women? clearly they do if they foster an environment that has now created multiple "bitchboppers" =/

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#SwingingForTheFences
#WarningTrackPower
#Rainbow8OnYourScorecards

aka

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#keepitinyourpantsaddy
#whitesox

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"The Lord giveth--and he keep on giving." --Stacy Dash

#bombthejaps

It all started when all those happy-go-lucky Latin players witnessed Kerry Woods take a bat to Sammys boom box that they saw it was ok to hit their property and it was passed down.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

WHAT!? dude this is a new low for you.... comparing womyn to an "inanimate object" like a boombox? for shame brogue one, for shame!

seriously, say what you want about womyn, but at least boomboxes have actual utility in your life two minutes after you bust a nut, you know what i'm saying!?

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tl:dr

Please. I'm pretty much the only person in this thread who didn't embarrass themselves

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

This thread is good.

Is Addison Russell your friend? Someone ask pizza boy

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

What's up there cream puff? Holly texted me and told me I needed to talk about Addison Russell. Good guy, great guest. Lovely family. Very loyal to his wife and girls. Reminds me of a young OJ Simpson if the Juice were to play baseball. Had OJ on the show way back when. Good guy. Loved talking some basketball with him. Addison told me he looks up to Aroldis Chapman when it comes to his family life. Good times. I need to have a get together with Addison, Patty Kane, Bob Hull, Juice, Josh Brown, Brett Myers, and maybe we'll invite Tawney Kitean along for the ride...head on down to Lou's for some great 'za.

Jared, let's send Addy a MyPillow 2.0 and a Pajama Gram for his lovely lady.

Back to the phones.

Yup. I guess you tired yourself out doing it elsewhere on the board recently.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Recently?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Kap mult is swinging and missing recently. Stale bit.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Hey KapMan,

Any tips on getting a safe skull tan for a bald guy? Saw you on Comcast and your bronzing is first class.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

"Russell issued a statement Thursday that said: "Any allegation I have abused my wife is false and hurtful. For the well-being of my family, I'll have no further comment."

It is. I was on the Metra this morning literally LOL at the responses. Too many to respond to.

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yeah dude, at this juncture i midaswell be "TLDR emeritus" cuz i've pretty much earned worth a lifetime's worth of "DR" from all the "TL" i pumped into this place from 2009-2015+ (dont forget i had my ~6 month siesta from ~dec2015-july2016 when uhhhh, bigfan decided that i was "getting personal with him" even tho the only guy i was slagging off was.... MATCH!!!!!! WOOF WOOF!

but yeah, since i came back i've pretty much whittled away ~90%+ of my "traditional TLDR" content; even so, i still have people doing the TLDR caricature cuz like, hey, i reckon it's akin to "dry drunks" in AA [i.e. if you don't "follow the [AA] program" it doesnt matter if you haven't had a drink for 12 years..... you're still a raging alcoholic, you just haven't had a drink in 12 years you #DryDrunk! and you're gonna forever be a #DryDrunk til you "work the [AA] program" to fix your "disease" [cuz go figure alkys/druggies wanna "have it both ways" eh? =]

so i'd guess that my C/S/FMB equivalent of "working the [AA] program" would be showing up for one of the big summerfests and letting everyone behold my corporeal form and then [and only then] they MIGHT realize "hey you know he isn't as bad as we all were led to believe for all those years when 2000 words was a 'short post' from snicklepiss!"



NO. FUN. ALLOWED.

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Wife filing for divorce.

Now is your chance IMU!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

She also is refusing to speak with MLB.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Good for Addison.

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