agreed, Joe should have scheduled a road trip to Starved Rock where Kyle dresses like a giraffe to get him back on track

I hope they go to Ron's Cajun Connection.

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You know me like that.

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Remember before that win when you were crying about how mean Sox fans were being to you Cub fans?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Steve Swisher is next. But his batting average was a little higher.

Here are all these Cubs fans posting in Sox threads again.

if you think the issue is talent, as the Cubs, you have to push the reset button so you can trade him with some value. If you think the issue is between the ears, you give him regular playing time against less than major league pitching to build confidence. Either way you send him down.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

it will be funny when he hits sub .200 in the minors too

Kyle Schwarber will never be as good as Adam Dunn was.

From 2004-2010 Dunn was one of the biggest offensive threats in baseball.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Schwarber will be fine. I see a .240/.365/.505 guy with 30+ HRs and 85 RBIs on average. If he decides to hit the ball where it's pitched, add 40 points. Right now all he wants to do is pull the ball and he can't lay off the high heat.

Remember when the Cubs were going to lose the World Series last year because they didn't trade for Andrew Miller?

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I remember a Chicago World Series Champion that took care of business in four games like real men.

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they were quick finishers, I'll give them that.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

He will return and better. Bet.

So will Jesus.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I don't. 2005 was so long ago the highlights are in black and white.

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In case you forgot, here are things that happened in 2005...

http://thechive.com/2015/04/01/has-it-b ... 19-photos/

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If game 7 goes the other way would not trading for Miller have been a mistake?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

This is a month late but it's a good thing for him.. He will come back with confidence.

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And had Steve Bartman's mom did the right thing and aborted him in utero the Cubs would have broken the curse in 2003. What's the point of debating hypotheticals.

Schwarber was critical to the Cubs winning the world series. He slashed .412/.500/.471 in the series including starting the rally in the 10th with a lead off single.

We would have no idea! Why do you keep trying to make definitive statements about the past when you haven't the slightest idea how they would have played out?

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4 HR's in 3 games at Iowa . He's definitely the Babe Ruth of AAA

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Him hitting this many home runs in AAA is worse case scenario. He is just going to swing for the fences every pitch when he comes back up, and MLB starters will eat him alive.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

He's hitting. 391 with an obp of. 500..he's seeing the ball well, all good signs

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.391 in 3 games . What a tear!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Is it 3 games? He's 9-23.

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And a .391 strikeout rate.

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I think it's 8 games but it's a hell of a lot better than the abysmal performance at the big league level.

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They should fine him for every HR he hits, and fine him every time he pulls the ball.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Schwarber will be fine...the trolling is ridiculous.

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