Neither is proofreading, Mr. English professor.

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

I think I have a new signature.

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

Your signature should* be "an asshole named Dr. Ken"

I've been laughing at that since I heard it....

*well, not should be, but could be

Tim gives us his thoughts on comedy. They are...not unexpected.



Art is art until it isn't.

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

I'm glad TB is here to direct my analysis for me.

Glad to see you're so secure that you don't want your tastes in what would otherwise be considered an art dictated to you, buddy. Run along, now.

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“He then tried to make a fairly complicated point about his own frustration with ‘all this talk about how they feel inside,’ because ‘since when has America given a fuck about how anyone feels inside?’ He ended by arguing that sometimes he thinks ‘the only reason all of us are talking about transgenders is because white men want to do it. If it was just blacks and Mexican like, ‘Hey, y’all, we feel like girls inside.’ They’d be like, ‘Shut up, n-----, no one asked how you felt.’’”

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

He has a point there: society didn't truly get used to gay men until it could conceptualize them as white, wealthy urban professionals.

Isn't that also kind of a dig on the minority cultures that are much more [x]-phobic towards these various classes but aren't routinely dogged for it?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Isn't that also kind of a dig on the minority cultures that are much more [x]-phobic towards these various classes but aren't routinely dogged for it?

Still kinda wondering how Chappelle got away with the anti-vaxx joke he planted right in the middle of his second Netflix special (the one from Texas).

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

I don't even believe "minority cultures" are more phobic, there are a higher % of gay's that are black or Asian than any other race.

I don't even believe "minority cultures" are more phobic, there are a higher % of gay's that are black or Asian than any other race.

Someone should make Tim Baffoe watch the first 12 minutes of Delirious.

Some of the greatest comedy ever performed.

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

[a white guy] telling a black guy not to punch down, lulz.

You racist transphobic pieces of crap should all shut the fuck up. I had to investigate a case in Buffalo, Iowa. I entered the home and it was just squalor. There was a fifteen year old transgendered black lesbian wearing a dress whose parents had tied her to a chair and were giving her improvised shock treatments with a cattle prod. I immediately broke down. These are the types of tragedies I see all the time in my line of work yet this one had an extraordinary effect on me. The teen was just beautiful. And I don't mean that in a creepy way.

My rage was rising as I assessed the situation. Since I am barrel-chested I threw the father up against the wall. The police arrived soon thereafter to take him away. I escorted the teen to a shelter in tears. You always want to do more. You need to do more. But you fucking worthless Caller Bobs with your white cis privilege talk shit all day long on a message board with IQs that are one quarter the size of mine. Go fuck yourselves!

You racist transphobic pieces of crap should all shut the fuck up. I had to investigate a case in Buffalo, Iowa. I entered the home and it was just squalor. There was a fifteen year old transgendered black lesbian wearing a dress whose parents had tied her to a chair and were giving her improvised shock treatments with a cattle prod. I immediately broke down. These are the types of tragedies I see all the time in my line of work yet this one had an extraordinary effect on me. The teen was just beautiful. And I don't mean that in a creepy way.

My rage was rising as I assessed the situation. Since I am barrel-chested I threw the father up against the wall. The police arrived soon thereafter to take him away. I escorted the teen to a shelter in tears. You always want to do more. You need to do more. But you fucking worthless Caller Bobs with your white cis privilege talk shit all day long on a message board with IQs that are one quarter the size of mine. Go fuck yourselves!

Wait, he is married, and he is openly hitting(not in a creepy way) on women on twitter?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

But it’s also a stone’s throw from two trains that make getting to the park a breeze. Externally, the parking lots are super convenient for family outings and tailgating, and ChiSox Bar and Grill with its indoor and outdoor seating directly across 35th St. provides a cool atmosphere on game days, as well as Cork and Kerry at the Park and Turtle’s, both a short walk away on the other side of Armour Square Park.

I try to make it to multiple games there a year, and I don’t recall a bad seat in the stands that I’ve had. A new personal favorite of mine is paying a few extra bucks to sit in the club level seats with a fine view and extra perks.

And that “amenities” factor? The joint has 39 bathrooms, two places to charge your phone, a place to check your pets (while also usually having a promotion for bringing your dog to a game), statues all over the place to take pictures with and selfie station, the Craft Cave (formerly the Bullpen Bar) of beers on beers on beers, a place to get your shoes shined, the shower from Old Comiskey Park and a bunch of kid-friendly stuff like the Xfinity Fundamentals area. Baseball is a kids’ game and connected to the family experience, and the White Sox provide that in spades at their place.

This is without mentioning the food. Call the park whatever you want, but when you mention it to any Chicagoan worth their salted pretzel, they’ll follow a mention of the park almost immediately with “Oh, great food.” It flat out embarrasses the always-dubbed culturally significant Wrigley Field (like the parking and bathrooms do, too). That grilled onions smell mentioned earlier has been known to ancient cultures as an aphrodisiac. By myself last season, I ate an entire grand slam helmet sundae that filled a full-sized helmet with funnel cake at the bottom that I was unaware of until after I bought it but didn’t quit on it once I’d excavated to it.

The White Sox are known for their drool-worthy new menu items each year, and this season’s aren’t fully public yet, but they've added their take on a horseshoe sandwich to the ranks. They have elotes, corned beef, Tater Tachos, many different wonderful tubed meats, a burger with Merkts cheese, a helmet full of Irish nachos, the Chicago cheese and caramel popcorn mix, tamales and real damn pizza besides all the ballpark stomach standards. I actually get mad at every game I attend because I can’t eat everything I want to, both physically and because I can only take so many horrified looks from people sitting near me.

And ticket prices are always reasonable.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.