Good use of pronouns, pal

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Our local ones up near Tampico might as well be English except the clothes they wear.

They just set up a Shabbos elevator in my building. The condo board is run by Orthodox Jews. I never attend any meetings but I do read the minutes and there was no mention of it in there. It kind of pisses me off, but I feel like it would be petty to go to a meeting just to beef about it.

Anyway, I find it as utterly ridiculous as if the board had voted to create an entrance to the building for ghosts. Beyond that, I think it's phony religiousness. You know G_d's intention was that you not operate machinery on the Sabbath. Do you really think he wanted you to figure out a work-around?

But Israel literally means "he who struggles with G_d". I mean it took a lot of chutzpah for Jacob to wrestle an angel. Even Roddy Piper probably wouldn't have done that. A Catholic would never try to outsmart God. We just do what we want and figure we can ask for forgiveness later. But the Jews have a special relationship with G_d. They're always trying to bust him on a technicality. I can actually picture shakes putting G_d on the stand and grilling him on the meaning of keeping holy the Sabbath.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Let me guess, there is no Palestinian elevator?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The problem with the Palestinian elevator is that it's fine going up but you really don't wanna be in there when it's heading for the ground floor.

The problem with the Palestinian elevator is that it's fine going up but you really don't wanna be in there when it's heading for the ground floor.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I didn't realize there was an Amish community out that way. Where in proximity to Tampico?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

My sister's best friend's brother-in-law (exhale) is from some weird Christian community in Wisconsin, somewhere around Elkhorn, I think. I don't think they're Amish but maybe they're Mennonites or something. All I know is they lived on a farm and were homeschooled and all the kids slept in one bed together. Now this guy holds hands with his sister in public and his wife has to explain to him why that's bad. Also, I'm 90% certain he's gay.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

My sister's best friend's brother-in-law (exhale) is from some weird Christian community in Wisconsin, somewhere around Elkhorn, I think. I don't think they're Amish but maybe they're Mennonites or something. All I know is they lived on a farm and were homeschooled and all the kids slept in one bed together. Now this guy holds hands with his sister in public and his wife has to explain to him why that's bad. Also, I'm 90% certain he's gay.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

You Jews are living in the fucking past man......

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

How has this not made its way into the thread?

I didn't realize there was an Amish community out that way. Where in proximity to Tampico?

This registered sex offender I regularly converse with on the internet just said something really stupid

Not going to lie, I always roll my eyes at these little tricks Orthodox use to bend the rules. I mean stuff like this, stringing fricken stuff on utility polls to create an eruv, etc.

You might be following the letter of Jewish law, but you'r certainly breaking the spirit of it with stuff like this, electric timers, etc. Just my 2 cents.

Granted I say this as an agnostic Jew who eats pulled pork sandwiches and enjoys shellfish because damn they are good.

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

I'm sure you've noticed, but living in an eruv gives you a healthy boost to your property values as there are Orthodox Jews lining up to buy limited housing inventory.

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

Your assessments are going to bullshit causes. I would raise a stink, JORR.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Those are the worst. Never heard of them to I went to Israel. Thankfully the hotel I was staying at had enough elevators where they could keep half of them running normally. I take it that's not the case in your building?

We all played Catch Phrase at Christmas and he ruined it for everyone when he couldn't give coherent clues for "Final Exam" because he had never gone to school.

yea its stupid. I have one good friend who follows this and its a pain in the ass. Played golf with him a few weeks ago on a Saturday and first had to drive to his house and put his clubs in my car while he rode his bike 4 miles to the course and then walked the entire course and rode his bike home while I had to drive his clubs home and put them in his garage. When we were out of town I had to turn on his ceiling fan for him every night. He also has the cheats where all his stuff at home is on timers, but he acknowledges that as cheating at least.

Rough lifestyle and a massive amount of sacrifice goes into it. He gave up a chance to play hockey for University of Michigan because most games are on Friday and Saturdays. Not to mention never going out on a Friday night.

Near I-88--well, I think it is in the northern part of Bureau County, so maybe not as far north as I-88