... or as my redneck uncle calls them, "shittin' bitches."

Worst animal on the planet. They even give coyotes a purpose.

How long do we have to wait in the road for these fuckers to arrogantly stroll away? It's like they're going slow on purpose so they can piss you off and shit in the road five times.

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Doxx them

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Just drive thru 'em. We don't have a deal with geese.

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There is no doubt they would play the victim card. If Geese were human, they would play identity politics like nobody's business. They'd be loud-mouthed assholes always going to town hall meetings and bitching about speed limits and "protected classes."

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Geese are the Julie DiCaro of the bird world.

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Damn dude, don't insult the Geese like that

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

One of those ignorant fuckers obstinately stood in the middle of the bike path on the Northwestern lakefill while I rode right at him at 20 mph.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

More and more every year too. I'm always stunned when I head back to my folks home how many I see. We are getting more and more Snow geese out here but at least that's only seven days a year. Those things come in like a horde of locusts.

I hope you yelled, "On your right!" (or left)

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Not surprising... they don't even move for cars!

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I would like to nominate chipmunks.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

If you lay on the horn they usually move faster.

That works for senior citizens too.

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Good reference, bad idea.

Open road Sunday morning a million years ago ... 50mph or so on a 3-lane road ... come to think of it, it was just past Gary Ave & 64 (North Ave for the city folk) ... two geese decide to land in the lane I'm in maybe 400' ahead of me ... one got out in time, the other got up but ended up having a close encounter with my windshield. Dumb bastards.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'm stunned that road ever had open traffic. I'm thinking maybe it wasn't horrible in early 90's but my memory is pretty foggy and usually used 38 or Army back in the day.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I had a goose sitting in front of my office doorway for about 3 months trying to hatch baby geese. It had a male goose there to scare away intruders also. After seeing this poor momma goose sitting in all kinds of weather during the end of winter,one day it was gone and so were the eggs.

FUCKING RACCOONS!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

T'was a Sunday morning ... probably around the 7:00am mark.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The Louisville Slugger does travel. Just give me an address.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Bump.

I’m out in front of everything on this board. I have a Masters in this shit.

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You have "locked" up this subject. All that's missing is accusing geese of being Zionist Jews.

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LTG already started a post on that.

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I have NEVER in my life seen so many geese before I lived in Carol Steam. It is infested with Geese!

No, boys. There's two “O”s in Goose

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