...someone better channel the spirit of Bing Crosby to help get the guy his proper rest

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

all together now, pianissimo!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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2016

2004, 2007, 2016 actually but who's counting?

Dudes magic touch is gone. Only an idiot would allow a position player who is batting .170 on the active roster.

The hubris of Cub management and fan base after winning 1 WS in over a hundred years is hilarious and a head scratcher.

Y'all ain't the Yankees, or even the Braves of the 90's.

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In the years the teams he's part of aren't winning World Series , yes he can put together a .500 team.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He has won three World Series at age 43. What a bum.

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THOSE WERE READY MADE TEAMS !!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Ready for the needle maybe

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

First one was
Second one was being on the cutting edge of steroid use
Third was luck that he barely eked out after an unprecedented amount of injuries to key opponents

In between he hamstrung the Red Sox with record levels of shit contracts and was run out of town in a monkey suit

I hope that one bite of the apple was juicy

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Let's level-set here.

Even trolling, if you don't think Epstein is a great baseball exec, your opinions aren't even worth discussing.

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Starting to sound like the NBA forum in here

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Theo transcends sport.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Don't mock the Irish.

Last warning.

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You know me like that.

I would not limit his greatness to baseball. He was voted greatest exec in the world. People thought he should run for President of the United States. His platform would be to take the country into severe depression during his first term. After that he will be ready to compete with the Chinese and Russians.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Elections have consequences.

That's pretty good. Pay him leash. Pay that man his money.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

You guys are very easily amused. It's not your fault, though, so I won't harp on it.

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