The Cubs 0.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Apparently you guys don't even watch the Sox anymore.

This is great.

Hint: check their score.

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Sox are supposed to lose this year. Today was a success for them. Opposite holds true for your team. Sorry, bud.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Were they supposed to get nearly no-hit by a rookie?

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I think so. Have you seen their lineup?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

There's no glory in getting MANY hits versus just 1.

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Honestly, no. I've never watched more than an inning of a Sox game in my life.

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That's a lie

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Let's all be glad we aren't the Blue Jays.

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You know me like that.

When I typed it, I figured I was embellishing, but the more I think about it, it's absolutely true. Maybe once or twice just to watch Sale but that's it.

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Quiet, pacifist.

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2005.

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Yup. Bet you did.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Nope, not then either.

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I just can't even think you look like Hunter ST anymore.

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Elections have consequences.

Fuckin weird, isn't it? Meeting people from the board is a mindfuck.

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Fuckin' Canadian.

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You know me like that.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

You should watch other teams. Helps when figuring out which shortstops are star players.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

NBA section vibe

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I don't.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

first time i saw it, i thought it was MacArthur

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leash doesnt watch Sox games. But watched Sale pitch. And presumably watches when its Sox vs Cubs.

But he has never watched an inning of the Sox in his life, he says.

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This isn't me trying to irk Sox fans. I'm being honest.

You are correct, though, flapjacks. I forgot about when they play the Cubs. But other than that, no, I couldn't even tell you any position players on the Sox other than Davidson, Abreoo, and Garcia.

Oh, and I do look at Quintana's box scores occasionally out of curiosity.

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Ok.

Also, in fairness, it took the Rockies 20 outs to get their 10 runs. It took the Pirates 2.

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Wow, I'd never thought of it that way. A philosopher-king, if ever there was one.

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Why don't you crown him then?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Nobody beats me.

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Yup.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!