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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Cows have large udders.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Remember when Jessica Simpson was a thing?

Good times.

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To find your way back out of those,you might need GPS.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I wouldn't call her a cow, but age and plastic surgery definitely have not been kind to her.

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apparently her breasts have merged with her midsection

Still sexy as hell

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Still would

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Even in her brief period of hotness you could see they train wreck coming 50 miles away. She'll be having a Lane Bryant fashion line before too long.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

of course, but compared to 10 years ago it isnt quite the same

Those beautiful fun bags turn 37 today!

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Moo.

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Elections have consequences.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

She already does and it does a billion dollars a year in business. Supposedly she's worth $250 million and she's the one John Mayer described as sexual napalm. I'd eat the gum from the bottom of her shoe for a piece of that action.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Is there a "Masters of the Obvious" thread? She was Daisy Duke. She can sing and dance. She's a friggin' celebrity. Of course you would. Who have you done that is better?

There are probably 15,000 women over age 25 in my suburb. JS would be in the 9 hottest among them. Unless you live in the Playboy Mansion, take a look around your neighborhood and tell me you disagree.

shes not gross yet but you have to admit a LONG cry from what she was 10 years ago



a decade shouldn't be that big of a difference. the elephant in the room is she turned into an elephant.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Agreed she has dropped off, although the pic you posted looks very photoshopped. She's had kids and put on weight.

My point was, that if she moved into my neighborhood, she'd easily be one of hottest Moms around. And I doubt that even in her present state most of us don't sleep with someone hotter on any given night (especially if we're married).

The homo is strong in this thread.

Would hit like Aaron Judge in a home run contest.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It always gets me how surprised everyone is when women age. It happens. Are you as fit and good looking as you were when you were 20 years old?

Oh my God! Jessica Simpson isn't as hot as she was ten years ago before she had kids!

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The weight gain is fine.

Not a fan of the plastic surgery. MANY over-do it.

Yeah, the plastic surgery stuff is gross. Not sure how all these women get talked into doing it.

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I've aged like a president since becoming a father. Some ic that has to do with the kids but most has to do within 15 years of time. I remember some of the hot actresses getting older when I was a kid and thinking, man, they didn't age well. Now I see those movies and 42 year old squirrel is not in agreement with 22 year old squirrel.

I would bet there would be an occasionally bad photo of me if people took pictures every time I walked out of the house.

I went to Sweet Maple for breakfast on Saturday with bed head. I thought I had the cool, unkempt look going on. My son told me I looked like a crazy, homeless person.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Aren't you over 40? Just accept that you (and all of us) are going to be unattractive for the rest of our lives. Based on what I've observed, the sooner you accept it, the easier it is.

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The good thing is your vision gets worse so you can't really see how bad it is.

Ffs age isn't her problem. She's fat.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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Six ways to Sunday.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Yep.