Finally tried this after hearing approx three million ads for it. I had a bit of an issue though. I was expecting a standard shampoo and haircut but then she really started massaging my scalp and between that and the vibrating chair, I had to really go thru the Cubs starting lineup and pitching staff to keep things in check. I couldn't really relax as much as I would have liked to.

I guess I'm wondering if common courtesy dictates that you avoid going to full attention or should you just let it fly and if she notices let her consider it a compliment on her scalp massage technique.

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Just put the hot towel on your crotch.

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if you ask for the MVP+ you get a happy ending included

For $5 more they'll take you out by the dumpster and beat the shit out of you.

...how's your love life, Hank? Are you getting enough attention in the bedroom?

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I'm married.

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I did not enjoy the one time I did it and was very happy when it was done.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Tell her "They'd have to glue mine to my forehead"

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So you guys have hair,huh?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Did it move?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

One of the few occasional pleasures I allow myself that doesn't include some level of schadenfreude.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.

Frank: Yes, that's why I carry a big gun.

Jane: Aren't you afraid of it going off accidentally?

Frank: I used to have that problem.

Jane: What did you do about it?

Frank: I just think about baseball.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

i finally went for that whole rigamarole after a coworker continually handed me some free coupon for it. which seems retarded in and of itself. i or my wife have cut my own hair for like 17 years. i wasn't expecting all that it entailed and my "stylist" was really skeezy and like over the top flirty.

overall i guess i can see the appeal for female touch starved males. my wife will cut my hair in her underwear if i time it right.

They opened a Sport Clips in my town 5-6 years ago and I went for a haircut not knowing about the MVP treatment thing.
I had a young man cut my hair and the hair washing and the massage were very awkward. I never went back again.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

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I'm bald.. I haven't paid for a haircut more than twice since I turned 21. Lost a bet once and had to shave my head and I haven't looked back.

T-Bone

Humble brag for having hair.

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I once got a hand job at Lady Jane's.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

wicked awesome

Also wicked untrue.

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