Way overrated.

Sand is a huge pain in the ass.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Agreed

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Stay back from the planes.

Problem solved.

Huh??

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Best thing about the beach is that if you get hungry, you can always eat the sand which is on the ground.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

You go out to Lake of the Ozarks?

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Negative. Family vacation to Florida

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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Timely. Leaving for Tennessee/South Carolina tomorrow. Kids want to see a "real" beach again. It's cool and all, but expensive and I'll be cleaning the sand lodged in between my toes until Chanukah.

However: milfs.

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I don't understand people who go to Florida during the summer.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

This was a disagreement I had with the wife. I told her if we were going to go south for vacation I'd prefer to do it in the winter, you know, to get out of the Feb. bull crap.

Only time of year that my wife and I can get vacation at same time.

Took our girls to a tree trek/zip line place today. They loved it. Would highly recommend that. Way better than beach

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Pretty sure you came to the right place to get support for hatred of beaches.

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You know me like that.

And other places...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Winter sucks, though, if you're driving

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book was way better than the movie. weak effort by danny boyle.

I love sun and humidity so it works out fine for me. As long as you're near the ocean it's fine. I wouldn't spend a July in Orlando.

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And if she made that argument I'd understand. But I was willing to get on a plane this time and I hate flying.

Airfare and hotels are half price

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We go to Florida every August. Cheap and hardly crowded. Catch some shitty A ball games and hang out at the pool and beach. Would prefer winter, but the wife's a teacher so I'd rather do it in summer than deal with Spring Break.

Which beach? Siesta Key is quite nice.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

when the wife and went to the resort in Cancun a few months ago we would grab pool chairs that overlook the beach, but the only time we went down there was to take a walk each morning after breakfast and then a daily game of beach volleyball in the afternoon and then later on at night to smoke weed. The pool is so much better.

Nomination approved

Also I don't even want to imagine the type of beaches RFDC is visiting at various KOA campgrounds in and around the Ozarks.

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Two years ago, I spent the last two weeks of July in Houston for work. The high was over 100 each and every day I was there. Florida sucks in general, but at least the gulf and/or ocean keeps things a bit cool.

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Not a mult.

I think Pittsburgh must be the furthest west people live and still obsess over the east coast beach vacation. Whether it is Ocean City, Virginia Beach, Myrtle or the Outer Banks there is some internal draw that makes the natives here obsess over it. They all must go spend a summer week at "the beach" every year. Not me.

I would rather bounce all over the country trying all sorts of different things but mainly fishing in MN/Canada or a mountain woodland cabin is ok with me in July/August.

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Elections have consequences.

Roll tide on that

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Been to two. Treasure island on gulf and cocoa on the atlantic

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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