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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:05 pm 
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Fucking excuse to do a field sobriety test.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:06 pm 
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Call shakes.

You need a good lawyer.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:12 pm 
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Call shakes.

You need a good lawyer.


:lol: fuck you

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:04 pm 
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Thank God they didn't ask you to spell using American English.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:09 pm 
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leashyourkids wrote:
Thank God they didn't ask you to spell using American English.


Great band

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:10 pm 
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I don't see the problem. Only alcoholics let that shit lapse.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:12 pm 
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FavreFan wrote:
I don't see the problem. Only alcoholics let that shit lapse.


Well you're not wrong.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 11:13 pm 
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Tracking my past 24 hours on the bored wI'll give you a laugh

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 8:48 am 
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FavreFan wrote:
I don't see the problem. Only alcoholics let that shit lapse.


Wrong. Good alcoholics know to keep that stuff up to date. Don't want to give the cops PC to pull you over.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:08 am 
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I drove every day for 16 months on expired plates and never got pulled over.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:33 am 
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I just bought an old grain truck, last licensed in 2008. Buddy told me he just pulls off old year stickers until he finds one the right color for this year- the cops probably won't look any farther than color (either of the plate or the driver...)


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 11:58 am 
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Uh...they don't look at the stickers

Their cars have cameras that scan every plate that drives by. Up to 80 plates per second. Their computer looks up every plate number instantly and tells the cop if you need to be pulled over.

You can't get around anything unless you use stolen plates that nobody has reported stolen.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:20 pm 
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K Effective wrote:
the cops probably won't look any farther than color (either of the plate or the driver...)

:lol: Schaumburg has the auxiliary cops drive around private lots ticketing vehicles for expired plates.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:07 pm 
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Furious Styles wrote:
K Effective wrote:
the cops probably won't look any farther than color (either of the plate or the driver...)

:lol: Schaumburg has the auxiliary cops drive around private lots ticketing vehicles for expired plates.


Cops make a killing doing that at the North Riverside Mall.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:11 pm 
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I hope to God you tried telling them you were a lawyer seconds before they gave you the test. In fact, don't tell me if it didn't happen that way. It's how I'm gonna picture it anyway.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:37 pm 
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leashyourkids wrote:
I hope to God you tried telling them you were a lawyer seconds before they gave you the test. In fact, don't tell me if it didn't happen that way. It's how I'm gonna picture it anyway.


It was more like this.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 6:30 pm 
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IkeSouth wrote:
Their cars have cameras that scan every plate that drives by. Up to 80 plates per second. Their computer looks up every plate number instantly and tells the cop if you need to be pulled over.


I know you guys have a shit-ton of traffic over there, but really?


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:38 pm 
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Yeah it's right. In PA here you no longer need a plate renewal sticker. The cops know immediately whether you are good or not.

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