Heinz trying to woo Chicagoans to do the unthinkable: Put ketchup on their hot dogs



To promote the sauce -- on fake-news National Hot Dog Day, also know as Wednesday, July 19 -- the company is offering up free hot dogs topped with the product at two locations, Wrigleyville Dogs (3737 N. Clark St.) and Kim and Carlos Hot Dog Cart outside the Field Museum.

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Ridiculous. No ketchup and no fake ketchup, either. Unless you're 5 years old and don't know any better yet.

What's fake ketchup?

As I've said and made people mad at me, I don't like it on anything.

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Hunts Catsup

And either way, it's fucking disgusting.

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People who call it "catsup" should be castrated.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Or, they're really, really old.

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Oh boy, another hot dog dick waving purity test.

None of this Chicsgo style bullshit, that's just the man trying to tell you how to eat it. The real Chicago way is to soak the bun in Malort and then eat it. Anything else is weak sauce.

wait, so it's literally just ketchup with a 'dog sauce' label ?

That's offensive enough to make me boycott their entire line of products.

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Eat what you like, "sauce" and all.

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load it with mustard, onion, relish, tomato, sport peppers and celery salt but for god's sake, no ketchup!

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Jesus Christ! Put a pickle spear on that bad boy.

Mustard, relish, onion, and celery salt is all I need.

What about when they try and use cucumber slices in place of the pickle

Those people are worse than Hitler.

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I think ketchup ruins everything except french fries and burgers...and sometimes pizza. otherwise, not needed as a condiment.

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I agree, about burgers and fries. I do my burgers differently every time. Sometimes, I use ketchup, sometimes I don't. I like to add Sriracha to ketchup, and dunk my fries in it.

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Kustrated

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Don't forget to add a hershey's kiss.

Might as well put the dogs in a blender.

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Breakfast skillet needs ketchup and hot sauce.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Watching my kids over consume ketchup has completely cured me of using ketchup on anything. I think the on,y time I have it is when I run through a fast food place that just puts it on. Just not a fan.

That said, eat what you want.

JORR, I know you're opposed to people making modifications to sandwiches that have a standard build....does that theory apply here ?

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Stupid. As long as mayo is part of a "standard build" in burgers and sandwiches, I will be making modifications until the day I die.

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no not something like that, we're talking about something like saying 'no sauerkraut' on a reuben.

i'm saying a "chicago dog" clearly has a standard build.