Oh, Mom, back off. The last guy you dated stole our furniture.

Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew and they tell you stories about the depression. I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake. I peed in a field!

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Well that's what I pay you for.

How did my name get injected into this thread anyway? What night? Where were we all? Who is this? What's your operating number?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Multiple sources are reporting that JLN lied about PM's

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

You did some research huh?

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spmack tells me otherwise.

But he also told me that JLN was Bootstraps Max

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JLN is quite obviously Panther

nah. But he's Bootstraps Max for sure

Dr. Ken had JLN over to his house for a podcast.

Maybe Ken can confirm if JLN looks like this:

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That fucking picture

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MANY people PMed me.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Caller Boob says I am.

Can we get a ruling on this?

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I keep getting PMs from Butt Obama and Open Bordars telling me that you and IMU are dating. Is that true?

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This is my mult. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My mult is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my mult is useless. Without my mult, I am useless.

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Oh, looky! It's the guy who thought Big Fan was stealing his brainwaves via wifi.

If I took Walt William's Sphincter and pounded him over the head with a tire iron for five hours his GIF production would still be better than yours.

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This is my mult. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My mult is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my mult is useless. Without my mult, I am useless.

Fake news.

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Yes, I sure wish I was a parasite to my family, and I wish I had the stones to be proud of it. Super jealous.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

The 30 year old virgin is back. Hey Mr. Fast Track, let me ask you something. With the housing market as it is, why is a big shooter like you still slumming it in an apartment? I mean, we know you haven't spent any money taking ladies on dates. Tell us how secure and in control you are, you pansy bitch.

#That'sBeta

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Damn, you got me. Neither of us have ever bought a home for our families. You keep bringing up the things your wife does better than me. Maybe you should give her your log in credentials and she can carry this argument out for you as well.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

This is certainly the post of a well-adjusted adult.

Which would you say is the bigger reason you can't get laid, your insecurities or your jealousies?

Guys who are confident, secure, and in control don't have to tell people how secure they are. They are usually knee deep in pussy.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

He wants to keep it real, so I'm keeping it real.

That's Beta!

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

MFW reading this thread.

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MANY people on this board know the quality of girl I've dated. Tremendous talent has been in my bed.

I've never seen photos of your wife. Could be a 3, as far as I know.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

What's on the agenda for tonight? Dinner alone at Arby's? Looking for Pokemon at Fox and Hound. I know that you won't be getting laid, unless jerking off to Car and Driver counts as getting laid.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

First my kid, now my wife. Definitely secure and in control. Tell us more about all of your friends.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way