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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 1:43 pm 
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"Normie" to them is anyone who isn't a screeching lunatic who refuses to shower so they can revel in girls hating them. I'm a normie by their standards.


That term reminded me of the goth/emo episode in South Park. You "conformists".

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Incels is nonstop gold, guys.


Involuntarily celibate perfectly describes these guys. They really are getting unfairly maligned. I mean can any one of us say they haven't thought about replacing a woman's brain with a dog's? These guys just have the balls to say what we're all thinking.

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Poor kirkwood...

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My dream man and I share all the same values and interests, except all those hateful ones he has. Get a fucking grip lady.

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Poor kirkwood...

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Poor kirkwood...

:lol:


I blame Ogie for getting you hooked on PMT.

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Poor kirkwood...

:lol:


I blame Ogie for getting you hooked on PMT.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:15 pm 
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I think objectively men's bodies are superior to women's bodies. Women's bodies are weak, slow and fragile. So much of their physical being is tied up in organs needed for reproduction. As a man I love tits. But again, objectively speaking, they're just these ridiculous blobs of fat with no purpose except to entice men. If they had been on any other species we would have laughed at them, like the big nose on male sea cows. Balls are also fairly silly, but not of the same size and at least they serve a direct purpose.

However, evolutionary speaking - what men need from a woman is entirely wrapped up in her body: youth and fertility. What women need from men is much more varied and only partially his body - so her focus on his body is more limited, and his need to appeal to her sense of beauty less.


this dude likes balls more than he wants to admit and doesn't understand how breasts work.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:04 pm 
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Now that's a guy who has never gotten laid. :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:28 pm 
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Women are bad at sports because the female body is just a uterus and vestigial fat bags with hands and feet attached. That is literally all it is. It cannot compare to the utilitarian majesty of the male form, especially when they have that V in the lower abdomen. I'm not gay.

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Is that a poem or just bad formatting?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:26 am 
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Keep a close eye on that baby, lady.

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Keep a close eye on that baby, lady.

holy shit :shock:

edit: looking at that reddit user, I'd have to guess it's a parody post

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This idiot tried to debate Chomsky and then thought it was a good idea to post his exchange looking for props. Actually that kind of makes him like Sam Harris :lol:


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During a threesome with another man (27M), I let him have sex with me (36M). Even though this was agreed upon beforehand, my wife (40F) was horrified at the sight of it and now won't talk to me. I am not sure how to get through to her


https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/ ... i_let_him/

It's like one extended "Is it gay meme".

Edit: They censored it.

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This is a symphony. So many brilliant parts all coming together as one.

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Definitely dump him. By the way, are you a Woman of Color? If so, could you send me pics of your feet?

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This is a symphony. So many brilliant parts all coming together as one.

This has to be a Chapo listerner's gimmick account. It's way too on the nose.


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*sound of sopping wet panties dropping*

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yessssssssss

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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/ ... confidence

Dude's wife is now a dude, and he's having second thoughts. Tier one fuck status.

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However, Jason has become increasingly more frustrating to be around and has made his trans-dom into what appears to be the only facet of his personality.

It’s all Jason talks about anymore. Literally no conversation can be had that isn’t circling back to something regarding gender or sex. He feels personally slighted at all times if someone does not get his gender right (he does not exactly “pass” all the time). His voice is still higher pitched. Jason meets a new person and after exchanging handshakes the first question out of his mouth is “What pronouns do you prefer we use?” no matter who it is - even when he met my new boss at a company Christmas party.

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Dude's wife is now a dude, and he's having second thoughts. Tier one fuck status.

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However, Jason has become increasingly more frustrating to be around and has made his trans-dom into what appears to be the only facet of his personality.

It’s all Jason talks about anymore. Literally no conversation can be had that isn’t circling back to something regarding gender or sex. He feels personally slighted at all times if someone does not get his gender right (he does not exactly “pass” all the time). His voice is still higher pitched. Jason meets a new person and after exchanging handshakes the first question out of his mouth is “What pronouns do you prefer we use?” no matter who it is - even when he met my new boss at a company Christmas party.


"Jesus Christ, poor fuckin guy!"

"does that make him a fa g?"

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Having vaginal sex with your wife who is taking testosterone to grow a beard wasn't in Kinseys wheelhouse when designing the spectrum


I'll fall back on the /pol consesus that traps are gay.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3lvrvj/my_wife_32_ftm_transgender_is_becoming?sort=confidence

Dude's wife is now a dude, and he's having second thoughts. Tier one fuck status.

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However, Jason has become increasingly more frustrating to be around and has made his trans-dom into what appears to be the only facet of his personality.

It’s all Jason talks about anymore. Literally no conversation can be had that isn’t circling back to something regarding gender or sex. He feels personally slighted at all times if someone does not get his gender right (he does not exactly “pass” all the time). His voice is still higher pitched. Jason meets a new person and after exchanging handshakes the first question out of his mouth is “What pronouns do you prefer we use?” no matter who it is - even when he met my new boss at a company Christmas party.


"Jesus Christ, poor fuckin guy!"

"does that make him a fa g?"


Fuck him. Hanrahan's an ape. I knew it would piss the shit out of him.

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Chus wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3lvrvj/my_wife_32_ftm_transgender_is_becoming?sort=confidence

Dude's wife is now a dude, and he's having second thoughts. Tier one fuck status.

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However, Jason has become increasingly more frustrating to be around and has made his trans-dom into what appears to be the only facet of his personality.

It’s all Jason talks about anymore. Literally no conversation can be had that isn’t circling back to something regarding gender or sex. He feels personally slighted at all times if someone does not get his gender right (he does not exactly “pass” all the time). His voice is still higher pitched. Jason meets a new person and after exchanging handshakes the first question out of his mouth is “What pronouns do you prefer we use?” no matter who it is - even when he met my new boss at a company Christmas party.


"Jesus Christ, poor fuckin guy!"

"does that make him a fa g?"


Fuck him. Hanrahan's an ape. I knew it would piss the shit out of him.

:thumright:

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