Lame-duck coach, GM did NOTHING to improve the team near term, all their old injury-prone vets are a year older and more injury-prone...its gonna be a bad year. I would not rule out picking 1.1 in 2018, as both the 49ers and Browns did a ton to better themselves for the coming year.

That vaunted front 7?
Hicks: good/great
Goldman: good/great for 6 games a year, doesn't play the rest
Jaye Howard: good/great, but something is clearly wrong
Floyd: career is in jeopardy
Freeman: good/great, but over 30
Trevathan: might not play this year, or ever again
McPhee: good/great for 6 games a year, doesn't play the rest

Falcons- Easy W. Falcons are trash with their loser QB, loser coach and loser team. Bears suck too, but not in the same sinister "talented, but..." way Atlanta does.
Bucs- Revenge of the Glennon
Steelers- Roethlisberger will be recovering from a week 1 knee injury.
Packers- Probably a loss, but if there is ever a matchup you want on the randomness of Thursday night it is @Rodgers
Vikings-
Ravens- Is there anyone on the Ravens under age 30?
Panthers- Are terrible
Saints-

Could easily be 7-1, but my realistic prediction is 4-4.

I have zero interest in the NFL this year.

Son, they’re gonna beat on your white ass like it’s a rented mule

I rarely troll.

I can't wait. Football Sundays are my favorite time of the year.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

I will be there tomorrow and will be giving a full Bears Hit on JORR's podcast tomorrow evening.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Sundays are great. But Saturdays still reign supreme, my frent.

11am to midnight straight of flying pigskin.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Football will take over my life soon. Fridays I will be watching my son play. Most Saturdays I will be at the stadium watching Pitt and Sunday I will be in front of a tv somewhere. My only regret getting to football season is that it makes the year seem to go to fast toward winter.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I think that's pretty optimistic. Obviously they can win or lose any game, but about half those W's are against better teams.

I've noticed today there's a lot of camp hype around Howard. Leaner and meaner

Falcons L
@Bucs W
Steelers L
@douches L
Vikings W
@Ravens W
Panthers L
@Saints W
douches L
Lions W
@Eagles W
49ers W
Bengals W
@Lions W
Browns W
@ Vikings L

10-6 my friend.

I don't even feel like that was overly optimistic. I think they can win that last game of the year depending on the situation.

Well I'm hyped, but then again, I'm not a pansy like you.

Football reigns supreme.

That first Vikings win is at home on a long week after a Thursday game. That's always a great situation.

At Saints will be a home game for the Bears. Fans always show en masse to NOLA. I think the defense will be humming by that time.

I think the win stacking second half is legitimately possible.

For those that have been closely following training camp, how has the big TE Adam Shannahan looked?

Why are Titties (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky and Glennon being coddled? What has Glennon done for there to be no QB competition?

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(Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky is not ready. I think they said he'd be 3rd on the depth chart to start the season. Glennon is nothing more than a gap QB, but they have to at least give him the chance they promised before drafting Mitch. Let us not forget the stories about how pissed Glennon was when Pace drafted (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky. Don't want your free agent QB starter giving up before training camp.

Glennon sounds like a huge va-jay-jay. I heard on M&H an interview he gave to reporters where he said Titties has been handling everything well and he's embraced his role.

I'd cut him for that BS. Who the hell his Mike Glennon to dictate???

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My Man Mitch can sling it in the air with the best of them. But he needs refinement. He will red-shirt this year and that will be fine. Just in time for the Bears to replace Fox this offeason with a Quarterback savant.

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