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Not a mult.

"I have to be careful how I sauté this" was simply a terrible choice for a tagline.

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Boo.

Oh who am I kidding.

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Someone got us a sample/gift order of the competition of Blue Aprin. Ended up making the first meal out of three. It was marginal. Used the meat for other two in different things. Best thing about this was the awesome ice pack bag things they came packed with. I refreeze them and use them a lot.

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Elections have consequences.

and noooow, it's tiiime to beginnnn...THE SECONNNND HAAALLLLF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W12J7BYlj-E

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Most people don't hate cooking enough to order out everyday

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

THEY. TOLD. YOU. WHAT. THEY. WERE. GOING. TO. DO.

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Freedom is our Strength.

Thankfully Avant Loans is still standing

My parents and sister ordered this. Sounds like you are doing more work in prepping and cooking and paying someone to deliver food to you, than going to the store and doing it all yourself.

It's a scam

We passed on the IPO.....Carvana is another one set up to fail.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Great stock today.

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I knew this IPO would be a train wreck. The meal kit business is already saturated and Amazon/Whole Foods are going to destroy the competition.

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You wanna make some dough, buy halo top.

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I am telling you that is some good shit there. I do not know how they do it but it might be the best lo cal ice cream I ever had.

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Elections have consequences.

Yup.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

See it in Target but never gave it a try.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Have you looked at Carvana? It popped after it first earnings release, but they are selling cars at near zero gross profit margins. They are trying to do the Amazon thing until they hit scale, but I am not sure they get there.

I am convinced that stock will fall once it blows through the IPO cash and goes out for secondary offering. I have considered put options...

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I thought this thread was going to be about Ethan Skolnick

http://deadspin.com/cbs-sports-writer-e ... 1797731522

Wow. Loses his CBS job, beats up his old man, AND the article mentions an "estranged wife". Must be a real piece of shit.

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Not a mult.

This isnt funny, but I did laugh


When police arrived, Skolnick’s dad indicated where his son had allegedly hit him, though he told them that one bruise that was visible on his arm was from another time his son punched him a week earlier.

Wasn't he a guest on the score a lot?

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Elections have consequences.

Yeah, he was on all the time when Bernstein mistakenly thought the Miami Heat were Chicago's second NBA team.

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People under 40 can't cook, don't cook, have no intention of ever cooking. For the most part.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I am under 40 and this is not true at all.

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I must've forgotten the period when guys knew how to cook?

I think my grandpa cooked once for himself in life when my grandma was at the doctors so he had to turn on the stove to heat up borscht.

Yeah, that's a bad take. Maybe it was true 30 years ago.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

very true. Which is kinda funny given how easy in this day and age it is too cook, what with video instructions on the web etc.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Melting Hershey Kisses in your easy bake oven doesn't count.

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